Through no fault of my own, I have an obscene amount of vacation time to use this year. 5 weeks. I feel like I'm in one of those countries where people actually get enough time off to not be strung-out whacked-out stress balls all the time. So basically, anywhere other than the U.S.

Anyway, I took yesterday and today off and yesterday I decided to commit acts of home improvement upon my master bathroom. Specifically, I had had it up to here with the ugliest bathroom cabinets ever mass-produced.

Three coats of primer, two coats of paint, and some new door handles later, I think the effect is greatly improved. In fact I am so impressed by what a little paint can do, I plan to spend today wandering the house looking for things to redecorate. The cats are already hiding under the bed.

Can you paint linoleum?