so the fish said

Don't say anything at all

Another coworker: Smile Beth, it could be worse. You could have my job.
Me: It could be worse than that. I could have your face.

Whoever you are, now I place my hand upon you, that you be my poem, I whisper with my lips close to your ear.

- Walt Whitman

I want to get a pet duck and keep it in the bathtub.
I am addicted to chap stick ~~and altoids~~.
~~I am freakishly flexible~~.

I like him so much, I had two children with him.

Clive Owen
Pretend Celebrity Boyfriend

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