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Rare Tropical Disease

I have had a pain in my back since Friday morning. Thanks to my vivid imagination and detailed internet research, I have determined that this pain is due to one of the following things:

Liver Disease
Ectopic Pregnancy
Kidney Failure
Rare Tropical Disease

It cannot possibly have been caused by sleeping funny Thursday night. I know this because I am not even 30 and I go to the gym so I clearly cannot be in pain just from sleeping funny. I simply won't allow it.

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Also, really really nasty heartburn will give you back pain. Pain enough that you will think you are DYING.

Just so you know for the next time you don't sleep funny.

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