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Rare Tropical Disease

I have had a pain in my back since Friday morning. Thanks to my vivid imagination and detailed internet research, I have determined that this pain is due to one of the following things:

Appendicitis
Liver Disease
Ectopic Pregnancy
Kidney Failure
Rare Tropical Disease

It cannot possibly have been caused by sleeping funny Thursday night. I know this because I am not even 30 and I go to the gym so I clearly cannot be in pain just from sleeping funny. I simply won't allow it.

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Also, really really nasty heartburn will give you back pain. Pain enough that you will think you are DYING.

Just so you know for the next time you don't sleep funny.

Posted by Dawnie | July 13, 2004 4:36 PM

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