Keep your husband awake all night. If you can't sleep, why should he?
Take 30 minutes longer than usual to get ready in the morning and have no idea where the time went.
Give up on your hair halfway through. The rat's nest look is in.
Drool a big stripe of toothpaste down the front of your shirt. Don't bother to change.
Stand at the front door ready to leave for work, but with the sneaking suspicion that you've forgotten something. Ponder for a few minutes. Finally give up and step outside. Decide to go back in and maybe find some shoes.