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« Dear Internet | Main | Before and After »
I just got this email:
Dear Beth,
Remember that email I sent you a month ago where I asked you to do that thing? Well, it appears that you have only done exactly what I asked you to do, and not the secret extra task that I communicated to you psychically. I don't understand how you could have so blatantly failed to perform this secret extra task that I never mentioned to you, nor even hinted at.
Regards,
Random Bitch
Dear Random Bitch,
Bite me.
Regards,
Beth
Comments (5)
love it...absolutly love it....ROFL....you tell her Beth!
Posted by Casey | July 23, 2004 5:05 PM
Isn't it funny how short & simple can say so much? Have a great weekend NOT at work!
Posted by Hudson | July 23, 2004 5:29 PM
Sounds like you're out of office chappy at just the wrong time. Also? Random Bitch is a slut, too. I heard she got knocked up by the Sparkletts guy and then told Henry in HR that the kid was his. What a whore.
Posted by bmh | July 23, 2004 6:16 PM
You forgot "buttmuncher."
Also, GAH. I feel your pain.
Posted by Dawnie | July 23, 2004 11:40 PM
Need some chapstick?
lol!
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Posted by annette | July 24, 2004 2:31 AM