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Just one of the reasons work is chapping my ass today

I just got this email:

Dear Beth,

Remember that email I sent you a month ago where I asked you to do that thing? Well, it appears that you have only done exactly what I asked you to do, and not the secret extra task that I communicated to you psychically. I don't understand how you could have so blatantly failed to perform this secret extra task that I never mentioned to you, nor even hinted at.

Regards,
Random Bitch


Dear Random Bitch,

Bite me.

Regards,
Beth

Comments (5)

love it...absolutly love it....ROFL....you tell her Beth!

Isn't it funny how short & simple can say so much? Have a great weekend NOT at work!

Sounds like you're out of office chappy at just the wrong time. Also? Random Bitch is a slut, too. I heard she got knocked up by the Sparkletts guy and then told Henry in HR that the kid was his. What a whore.

You forgot "buttmuncher."

Also, GAH. I feel your pain.

Need some chapstick?

lol!

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