People. You know that white sweater I have? The one with the embroidery on the collar? The one I wear all the time? Why didn't you ever tell me that it's completely see-through? Not see-through in a "Look at that hot mama" kind of way, oh no, see through in a "Look, you can see her flabby belly" kind of way. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go do a million sit-ups and then hide under a rock.