I learned three important and deep and meaningful things in yoga class tonight.
1) The universe likes to hear positive statements, not negative statements. So intead of saying "I want to have less stress" you should say "I want to feel more peaceful."
2) If your stomach is feeling a bit unsettled, in the sense that you are emitting noxious odors with alarming frequency, perhaps you should reconsider your decision to participate in yoga today. Short of that, you should at least reconsider your decision to put your mat next to me. Pretty pretty please with triangle pose on top?
3) Eighteen year old boys still think I'm hot. I know this because one asked me out. Poor baby.