In my previous job, I supported a bunch of people using a certain application. That wasn't actually my job, I just did it out of the kindness of my heart. I got the same questions all the time, so I sent out a Frequently Asked Questions document with the answers to the most common questions. People still stopped by my office all day long to ask me the same questions. So, I printed out a stack of the FAQs and left them on the corner of my desk. When someone came by to ask me one of those questions I would grab a copy of the FAQ, highlight the relevant section, and hand it to them. Without saying a word. Is that, like, totally undeniably, unforgivably bitchy, or just a handy time saver for me?
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Am I evil?
So the Fish Said...
Whoever you are, now I place my hand upon you, that you be my poem, I whisper with my lips close to your ear.
- Walt Whitman
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Comments (14)
That is not bitchy at all.
One thing I have learned working here is that no matter how clear the instructions are people are generally too lazy to read them.
Posted by Amy | August 31, 2004 4:45 PM
If you give them the answers like that they will eventually move beyond the answers on the sheet and create all new problems and questions!
Posted by Jeff A | August 31, 2004 6:09 PM
I think it's pretty efficient of you.
Posted by btchywmyn | August 31, 2004 6:45 PM
handy time saver. We all need those.
Posted by Judith | August 31, 2004 8:20 PM
Was bitchy time saver an option?
You are hilarious.
Posted by Debbie | August 31, 2004 9:18 PM
hahahaaaa...ha...ha....*singsongy*... Beth's evil and I always knew it...haha...now I have proof.....( I only say this with the deepest love and respect)...welcome to the club!
Posted by Casey | August 31, 2004 10:19 PM
Both. And that's ok.
Posted by Marcia | August 31, 2004 10:34 PM
Is there anything wrong with being evil once in a while?
Posted by Wendy | August 31, 2004 11:26 PM
I think it's brilliant.
Posted by Pixie | September 1, 2004 9:09 AM
Bitchy? NO! Smart? Yes. Tired of idiots asking the same damn questions over and over and over and over and..well, you get the point. And I'll bet they were basic questions to begin with. I have the whole idiot factor that comes with some normally intelligent people. What is it about a computer program that can turn an otherwise brilliant individual into a blithering idiot?
Posted by doulazanie | September 1, 2004 11:17 AM
Handy time saver!
Posted by Dawnie | September 1, 2004 12:23 PM
Evil?? Never ever ever ever ever. there is no way that's evil. It's efficient. Hell I'd do the same thing. And I don't know anyone else who wouldn't.
Posted by Tjej | September 1, 2004 1:16 PM
All of the above. But great.
Posted by nancy | September 7, 2004 5:05 PM
hi, i'm archiving it today. it was bitchy, but in the awesome, they-totally-deserved-it-because-they're-idiots kind of way, and boy howdy do i love that kind of bitchiness.
Posted by b. | April 19, 2007 11:19 AM