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My lame excuse for a post

I started planning out this entry very early this morning when I was lying in bed unable to fall asleep. I thought it was a really clever idea. When I woke up this morning, I realized that my really clever idea was basically just something I stole from Mir, except not as clever. However, as I've mentioned before I have no shame, so I'm going to do it anyway. See, there's just nothing going on in my life right now that would make a good entry, so I'm going to try some audience participation instead. The idea is that you ask questions in the comments to this post and I will answer them in my next post. The questions can be about anything you like, and the only catch is that my answer to each question will either be 100% accurate, honest and true or will be a bald-faced lie. Then if we aren't all so bored with this that we're ready to jump out the window, I may decide to identify the truth and the lies in a third post. Best case scenario, I get three cheap and easy posts that are not entirely tedious and dull. Worst case scenario, we've all gotten sick of this before we even finished reading this post and nobody will ask me questions and my pretend celebrity boyfriend will dump me and I will be so upset I will cry and my mascara will run. So really people, the fate of my mascara is entirely in your hands.

Comments (12)

What is the most outrageous thing you've ever done?

If you could have any job in the world what would it be? And how much would you like to make doing it?

I find it hard to believe that there is sentient life anywhere in the universe but I seem to be in the minority. Can you clear this up for me?

Oh, and did you go to your senior or junior proms? Why not or what did you wear?

What is your favorite scent?
Favorite type of music?

What is the secret to your [seemingly] great marriage?

What is your best "music" memory - concert? song?

Who was responsible for the drive-by hairball horking of a few months ago while I slept?

If you could be any sort of cheese, what kind would you be and why?

In a smackdown between Callie and Pixel, who would win?

Do you change your fishy quotes on a regular basis, or just when you feel like it?

Lastly, how can I get my cats to stop drinking out of my water glass? It's mine, dammit!

One more - what's this I hear about your hot lunch date on Friday?

Do you subscribe to the single-bullet theory?

Are you ONLY a cat person? Or do you like Dogs too?

Have you always lived in DC?

If you could live ONE PLACE in the US, where would it be?

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?

Why "what the fish said" for a blog name?

Do you plan on having kiddos?

Describe the coolest Halloween costume you ever wore.

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So the Fish Said...

Whoever you are, now I place my hand upon you, that you be my poem, I whisper with my lips close to your ear.

- Walt Whitman

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I want to get a pet duck and keep it in the bathtub.
I am addicted to chap stick and altoids.
I am freakishly flexible.

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