I got about 20 minutes of sleep last night, but I look like it was less. My eyelids are so puffy I can barely open my eyes, I have a big honking zit on my chin, I'm having a very bad hair day and half the hem is falling out of my skirt. I have a thing on my neck that totally looks like a hickey, which it is not. I only vaguely recall why I'm here and what I'm supposed to be doing and I am very far from coherent.
I have an interview at 10:00.
Quick, somebody! Give me impressive things to say! Also, would someone please read my resume and make up stories to back my "experiences"? I knew that when I wrote it, just can't remember any at the moment.