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Don't worry, I'm the dumper not the dumpee.

I just broke up with Ralph. I told him I didn't want to talk to him and not to call me anymore. There was just no other choice, this had been coming for a while and it really best for both of us that it end now.

But I'm still a little sad.

Goodbye Ralph.

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Breaking up is hard to do.
Eat some ice cream, you'll feel better.

Chocolate ice cream.
Or ice cream and chocolate.

How did you do it?

How did you get rid of him? Did you pass him off to some other unsuspecting woman in your office?


He was still calling you? Damn. That's persistent.

Oh we want the scoop...give us the scoop!

Ah Ralph...nothing if not persistant. I'm sure we're all going to miss him.

Did he cry and beg you not to? I would have.

I'm still going to call you no matter what you say! ;-)

Poor Ralph.. not only is he so unfortunate to have a funny name but he has also gotten dumped. That is sad.

How did ya do it? ;)

You'll be back together in no time... I'm sure you left something or yours somewhere -- you'll have to retrieve it... he'll ask you to stay ... so it goes... let's just see...

What was the final straw?

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