I have my wires crossed today. All morning, I have been singing this little song in my head. This is a real song, not a made up song like the time I was sick and sang about snot all day. Actually, it is two songs which I have some how mushed together in my head. The songs are "Santa Baby" which has been done by tons of people and "I'm the Only One" by Melissa Etheridge. The result is something like this:
Santa baby, I'll walk across the fire for you
Santa baby, I'll drown in my desire for you
I'm hoping this just means that I need more sleep, rather than being an indication of a previously undiscovered crush on Santa Claus.