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Anybody want to help me write a dirty limmerick? I have a good reason for it, but I don't have time to explain right now.
Also, I just noticed that if I had a little floppy bow tie I could go straight to work at McDonald's. I am such a fashion plate.
Whoever you are, now I place my hand upon you, that you be my poem, I whisper with my lips close to your ear.
- Walt Whitman
I want to get a pet duck and keep it in the bathtub.
I am addicted to chap stick and altoids. I am freakishly flexible.
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Comments (6)
Beth had a great purple blog
she filled it with great dialogue
when it got too complex
she liked to have sex
to inspire more monologue
I wasn't sure how dirty you wanted it. I mean hey we could fill one with bad words too!
Posted by Jeff A | October 20, 2004 1:44 PM
hahhahaha!
Posted by laura | October 20, 2004 1:59 PM
Good god, girl! What the hell are you wearing?!?
Posted by Kristi | October 20, 2004 4:28 PM
is it bad that i was trying to figure out what a 'poe' was and why someone would taste it?
Posted by monique | October 20, 2004 7:56 PM
Hope you really meant dirty, I pilfered this on some website, maybe it'll give you inspiration:
But there also a talented lass,
Whose paintings were judged as first class,
Although nobody knew
That each time that she'd screw,
She'd paint with a brush in her ass.
Posted by Busy Mom | October 21, 2004 11:22 AM
In the Garden of Eden stood Adam
With his hand in the crack of his madam.
It filled him with mirth
'Cause on this whole earth,
There were only two balls and he had 'em.
In days of old, when knights were bold,
And condoms weren't invented,
They wrapped their socks
Around their cocks,
And babies were prevented!
Posted by Heather | October 21, 2004 8:13 PM