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I'm on a conference call. It's been an hour and fifteen minutes so far, and I'm expecting another three hours or so. I am giving serious consideration to chewing off my own head to escape.
UPDATE: Just passed the 3 hour mark and still going strong.
ANOTHER UPDATE: 4 hours, 38 minutes, 47 seconds. Really.
Whoever you are, now I place my hand upon you, that you be my poem, I whisper with my lips close to your ear.
- Walt Whitman
I want to get a pet duck and keep it in the bathtub.
I am addicted to chap stick and altoids. I am freakishly flexible.
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Comments (11)
I don't recommend that. I hear the hair balls can be a real bitch.
Posted by Jade | October 8, 2004 12:25 PM
Chewing off...your own head...
Could we get some video footage of that?
Posted by QC | October 8, 2004 12:31 PM
What you really need is a continous feed recording of yourself saying things like: "uh-huh," "really?," "I agree," and others. Then you can leave and no one will know.
Posted by Oliquig | October 8, 2004 12:34 PM
3 *more* hours?
That's just unholy. Don't they know you have a vacation to go on?
Posted by Dawnie | October 8, 2004 1:17 PM
P.S.
Have a great time! Happy anniversay, yes it's early, but you'll be gone having the time of your life with coach bags in tow and a handsome husband to focus on!
Have a safe trip, and Beth, don't do anything I wouldn't do!
(that leaves ya wide open, btw!)
Posted by Jade | October 8, 2004 2:01 PM
Uhhh... 'scuzi? That is ridiculous. Are pants required for this call?
Posted by bmh | October 8, 2004 3:06 PM
That's nothing -- my record is 46 hours and 20 minutes --- of course, I fell asleep for the last 41 hours of the call...
Posted by bob | October 8, 2004 4:06 PM
OY! Stop the madness and go home to pack! Do we need to send in a hostage negotiator? Cause we will...
Posted by Granola Spice | October 8, 2004 5:11 PM
Just what exactly do you do when you're on a conference call and you have to take a pee? I have the world's smallest bladder, and I couldn't go more than 3 hours without going.
Posted by Kera | October 8, 2004 5:27 PM
Short of planning the takeover of the world, what requires a four hour conference call?
Posted by wendy | October 8, 2004 6:04 PM
I HATE those long con calls. There should be a mandatory limit on how long you can sit on one of those ungodly things!
Posted by Irene | October 8, 2004 7:42 PM