I really should be working. I have so much to do that thinking about it makes me hyperventilate. But damn, it's boring stuff. Also, I only have a few days left of this crappy job, so motivation does not come easily. I'm working at home today so I can really focus on these stupid spreadsheets, but it hasn't quite worked out that way. I've been taking pictures instead. So, I am proud to present Beth's Procrastination Photo Essay!
First, here are my pretty new running shoes.
Lovely, yes? These are the flowers I made Chris buy me.
I like them because they are yellow and because when I was a kid my favorite color was yellow because I had a yellow bathrobe that glowed in the dark. My flowers do not glow in the dark. Yes, I checked.
This it the fantabulous new scarf that I just finished knitting. I am very talented.
This used to be my breakfast.
It was quite possibly the best blueberry muffin ever and it made me very happy. It made Pixel very happy too. That cat will eat anything.
This is a picture of my very handsome brother and some chick in a great dress and shoes that hurt like a bitch.
What, you can't see the shoes? You will just have to trust me as I have it on very good authority that wearing those shoes was a particularly cruel form of torture. Also, back off girls, he's married.
And finally, here's a picture of the hubby and some other random chick with very bad bridesmaid hair and also some strange guy.
What's wrong with her, you may be wondering? That is just the normal human reaction to being mooned by a group of men wearing kilts and sparkly red thongs.