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Do you want fries with that?

Jude Law is on the cover of People Magazine as the Sexiest Man Alive. Now, even though he is an unrepentant prick who walks out on pregnant women for fun, I still love me some Jude Law. I would like to put him behind me, to say, "no, Jude, I'm sorry but I just can't forgive you for what you've done. Now, stop calling me." But I can't. It isn't my fault though, it's his fault for being so freaking hot.

To tell the truth, despite my mad pining for Jude and my Pretend Celebrity Boyfriend Clive Owen, I have no interest in celebrities. In fact, I hold most of them in pretty high disdain and hold people who fawn over them in higher disdain. It's part of my snobby bitch persona.

Anyway, the point of this is that I bought the People with Jude on the cover. Chris was waiting for me in the car, and when I showed him he gave me a look of utter disbelief. He said, "I can't believe you bought a People. That's like... wait... let me think if the exact right simile here.... That's like Julia Child buying a McDonald's cheeseburger."

Mmmm.... cheeseburger.

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Yeah, and you know you'll hate yourself the next day too. :)

well, he's as yummy as a cheeseburger, so i guess Chris is right. *grin* sometimes, though, i think if he didn't have that British accent thing going for him, he might not be as hot. by the way, Closer... with your pretend celebrity boyfriend AND Jude ? You're going to be the first in line, aren't you? ;)

Who the hell is Jude Law? Is that the guy in Green Acres who was always trying to sell Mr. Douglas the tractors? Jeez... You fall in love with the weirdest celebs...

would you believe I actually thought of you when I saw it? And I totally, totally bought it.

Jude was on Ellen yesterday, and oh so charming - but yes, I feel bad about liking him too. And his gorgeous new girlfriend! Isn't she every wife's worst nightmare?

I hate getting involved in that celebrity stuff. It took me a year to forgive Tom Cruise for being such a prick, and I still can't watch a Penelope Cruz movie without yelling "Slut!" at the TV.

There's something very, very wrong with me. *lol*

Yeah, but Sadie Frost is all sorts of ick. Now, in the case of Billy Crudup leaving a very pregnant Mary-Louise Parker (whom I simply adore, because she's all sorts of talented) for a blechy Claire Danes - why, that just gets my hackles up.

Incidentally, Julia Child has gone on record saying that McDonald's has some of the best french fries - or at least back in the day, when they real fat to fry the fries, as opposed to whatever they use now.

Hey pass me some of that cheeseburger hehehehe!!

Mmmm, cheeseburger. *drool* Now I could not bring myself to BUY the People magazine, but I will admire your pretty mug on the cover, Jude.

I too hold the celebs in a bit of disdain which makes for a real interesting situation in my life. (Chris can fill you in if you don't already know.)

So let's raise a toast to our intellectual superiority. Oh, and? Pass the fries, please.

I'm sorry but when I saw Jude Law on the cover I thought it was a horrible choice. Proceed to throw rocks at me.

I can see your weakness for certain celebrities, I too have a rather soft spot for Russell Crowe, despite his bawdy bar brawling behaviour....I'm sure he wouldn't behave like that if he were with me.

I'm with Mary Jo-- Jude Law wouldn't have been my choice for the cover. And if you're going to be throwing things, I would like fries and not rocks. Thanks.

Cheeseburgers are good too!

I do love me some cheeseburgers ....why'd he have to bring them into this? if Jude is a cheeseburger what is Clive? is he jello or creme brulee (sp?) and for that matter what is Chris?

lots of fun grammer stuff today Chris' Simile and then AussieMama's Alderation ("bawdy bar brawling behavior")

Ain't nothing wrong with cheeseburgers, yo.

I truly dissagree with jude law.
Johnny Depp needed to be on the cover. I am revolting against people mag.

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