... you try to remove your big honking ugly annoying pager from your waste band and it's caught on your thong and you end up pulling your underwear up to about armpit level before you realize what's going on?
Or is that just me?
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... you try to remove your big honking ugly annoying pager from your waste band and it's caught on your thong and you end up pulling your underwear up to about armpit level before you realize what's going on?
Or is that just me?
Whoever you are, now I place my hand upon you, that you be my poem, I whisper with my lips close to your ear.
- Walt Whitman
I want to get a pet duck and keep it in the bathtub.
I am addicted to chap stick and altoids. I am freakishly flexible.


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Comments (19)
At least you didn't have it unclip while you were in the toilet and then need to fish it out of the 'water'. I had that happen with a phone of mine!
Posted by Judith | November 18, 2004 7:14 PM
um ouch
Posted by Casey | November 18, 2004 7:21 PM
I cringed when I read that. Ick.
Posted by donna | November 18, 2004 8:09 PM
Geeeez, you'd think that the nuclear wedgie you gave yourself would clue you in that something is wrong. "Hey, I can't answer my phone and what the heck is wrong with my backside?!"
Beth is too damn distracted these days. She needs a hot bath, a gin and tonic, and chocolate.
Posted by Jon in Michigan | November 18, 2004 8:46 PM
What? You thought you might've had panty lines right near your crack so you had to hike them up higher? Damn girl, that had to hurt!
Posted by Krush | November 18, 2004 9:46 PM
Yes, does hurt. Sorry, honey! But I've done the drop the phone in the potty one too, and that's worse, and more expensive.
Posted by Beth | November 19, 2004 9:49 AM
Oh, phone in the potty. That makes me cringe so hard.
Posted by Fraulein N | November 19, 2004 11:17 AM
Well -- fortunetly for me, I wear no underwear. So, no - I don't have the problem.
Posted by bob | November 19, 2004 11:32 AM
I'm sorry, I was drifting there when you said "thong."
What was the question?
Posted by ben | November 19, 2004 11:57 AM
Obviously you need to go commando.
Posted by JuJuBee | November 19, 2004 12:16 PM
Were there other people around to witness this? cause then? That's some seriously funny stuff right there.
Posted by Pamalamadingdong | November 19, 2004 12:44 PM
Can't say, don't usually wear a thong near my waistband. Plastic cell phone holster gets stuck in my pants, though.
Posted by Michael | November 19, 2004 1:43 PM
Just you! I tend to notice any action that may go on below the waist, especially when thong related!! HAHAA.
Posted by Kimmer | November 19, 2004 2:13 PM
Haha! I can't think of anything worse than the self-inflicted super wedgie. hehe
Posted by groovebunny | November 19, 2004 3:05 PM
Oh I don't know.. some of my happiest memories involve my pager and my thong...
Posted by Michele | November 19, 2004 5:07 PM
Laughing at/with you. heehee I know the feeling! Lucky me doesn't have to carry one of those anymore, but I get to use my personal cell phone for work and do exactly that sort of thing on a regular basis.
Posted by Jazzy | November 19, 2004 5:20 PM
Niiiiice. Also sexy.
Posted by myllissa | November 19, 2004 9:32 PM
Nope. Never happen to me. Gotta wear em before somethin' could get stuck in them.
No pager either.
Cell phone resides in the purse.
The only thing down my pants is, well, me.
lol
Posted by Jade | November 22, 2004 11:58 AM
I am laughing so hard I snorted and cryed at the same time! Not fair!
Warn people will ya!
Posted by Gypsy | November 24, 2004 12:48 AM