Please don't ask me how this started because I don't remember, but last night at dinner the hubby and I had a conversation about how long a man would continue to have sex if various parts of his body suddenly caught on fire. We determined that this was dependant on two factors:
1 - how close he was to, you know, the end
2 - what specifically was on fire
As an example, we decided that there would be more of a grace period if his butt was on fire than there would be if his hair was on fire.
I am thankful, today and every day, that we found each other because clearly we live in our own little world but it is a fun and lovely place to be.
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I remember reading something about this in some medical journal somewhere -- it's actually a condition - where men have to light themselves on fire to to, uh, well have fun! - yeah, that's it... I've heard lots of fireman have this issue -- maybe I'm wrong - it's too early.
Happy Turkey Day!
Posted by Bob | November 25, 2004 9:02 AM
ha! Good point. But I think age probably plays a role as well.
For example an 18 yr old getting luck would not stop..ever...no matter what was on fire.
But a 39 yr old...he'll stop if he so much as smells smoke.
What? Do you think my marriage needs work? what are you saying?
Posted by Pamalamadingdong | November 25, 2004 9:23 AM
You two are hysterical, and I'm glad you found each other! Have a great Thanksgiving.
Posted by lady jane | November 25, 2004 10:19 AM
you two are truly blessed ;) Have a wonderful thanksgiving!
Posted by laura | November 25, 2004 10:45 AM
What woman is willing to continue to have sex with a guy with a flaming butt?! :)
Posted by noodge | November 25, 2004 12:29 PM
LOL. I'm with noodge on this one! Have a great Thanksgiving. :)
Posted by groovebunny | November 25, 2004 2:28 PM
Have a great Thanksgiving!
Posted by Iki | November 25, 2004 2:36 PM
Well, personally, I think it gives new meaning to phrases like 'Baby, you're so HOT!' "on fire' etc etc. One does wonder though, DO cactii burn ...
Posted by DaFFy | November 25, 2004 5:54 PM
And I am thankful you share that world with us!
Posted by DeAnn | November 25, 2004 9:09 PM
All I have to say is, Happy Thanksgiving to you and your like minded hubby.
Posted by aussiemama | November 25, 2004 11:07 PM
HA HA HA
Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted by amy | November 26, 2004 1:24 AM
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving - and that nothing set on fire!
Posted by Kimmer | November 26, 2004 8:31 AM
Who knows how these conversations get started? What's important is that you have them. Communication is key, y'know? :-)
Posted by Fraulein N | November 26, 2004 2:07 PM
LOL
Not sure I want to know how that converstaion happened. The fact is that you both are so lucky to have found the one who truly speaks your language!
Posted by Jade | November 26, 2004 5:54 PM
Inhabitants of desert and ocean unite, and somehow it works :) You guys are great.
Posted by Heather | November 26, 2004 6:25 PM
you mean everyone doesn't talk about what would happen if you caught on fire during sex?....someone should have told me sooner!
Anyway
Happy Thanksgiving
Posted by Casey | November 26, 2004 10:05 PM
Thank you for giving us INSIGHT into your little world. It's an "interesting" place. Teeehehehehe!
Posted by Beth | November 26, 2004 10:16 PM
You know, if I hadn't been reading both your and Chris's blogs for some ime now I'd be scared.
But by now, I think I'm used to it. ;)
Posted by Tjej | November 27, 2004 10:00 AM