People! I am in crisis! Now, I know that I tend to exaggerate and make a big deal out of nothing, but this time? This time it is really serious. I just don't know what to do. I'm at a total loss and I am worried that I may never recover from this.
(My gawd, I can't believe I am even saying this! I never thought it would come to this!)
Ok. Here it is. Nobody. And I mean nobody. Not my mother. Not my husband. Not a single, solitary soul. Gave me a page-a-day cat calendar for 2005.
I HAVE NO PAGE-A-DAY CAT CALENDAR FOR 2005! I HAVE NO DAILY DOES OF CUTENESS AT WORK! I HAVE NO WAY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT DAY IT IS! WELL, EXCEPT FOR THE DATE ON MY COMPUTER AND THE CALENDAR ON MY WALL! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO???
I ONLY HAVE THREE DAYS LEFT BEFORE THE END OF LIFE AS I KNOW IT!!!
Someone ALWAYS gives me a page-a-day cat calendar, but not this year. This year I guess I was deemed not worthy of having the page-a-day cat calendar. This year, nobody loved me enough to do this small thing for me. I really don't know what to do about this. I mean, it's not like I can just go out and BUY one myself. I suppose my only choice is to hide under a rock for all of 2005.
This is awful, people. Just awful.
On a more serious note, there are lots of people with real problems, and this week there are lots more of them due to the terrible earthquake and tsumanis in South Asia. If you have it to spare, they could sure use some money.