so the fish said

Shut it

When you are behind me in the cafeteria line carrying a four course meal plus a piece of chocolate cake the size of my own very large and melonish head, you really should resist the urge to comment on the size of my salad with non-fat dressing.

By the way honey, your ass really doesn't need that cake.

Comments (15)

What a dumbass. BTW - you are a thin, beautiful woman. I've seen pictures, so you can't deny it.

Posted by alektra | December 28, 2004 3:05 PM

And I hate those people even more when with all that food they order a diet coke! It takes all kinds.

Posted by Jeff A | December 28, 2004 3:19 PM

me-ow

Posted by Casey | December 28, 2004 3:20 PM

what kind of deragatory remark can you make about a salad, anyways? "damn, girl! that salad's so big, it could feed ten rabbits!"

oh yeah, you got me there.

but hey... cake sounds pretty good about now.

Posted by mikey | December 28, 2004 3:29 PM

BIATCH!

Posted by Pamalamadingdong | December 28, 2004 3:32 PM

And her shoes totally didnt match, either.

Posted by Zoot | December 28, 2004 4:06 PM

Comments in line should be kept to oneself. Miss Manners would be ashamed of that biatch :-)

Posted by Nina | December 28, 2004 4:39 PM

Haha. Stupid people. Personally I really love a quality green salad, so when people look at my size, then at my salad, I smile sweetly and enjoy my salad. :)
Also brings to mind something I saw many years ago at a train station - a very large guy was eating a very large portion of hot chips (aka fries, but thicker). After that he opened a Diet Coke. I wondered what for.

Posted by Madolyn | December 28, 2004 5:09 PM

You tell 'em!

Posted by cassie-b | December 28, 2004 7:23 PM

Oh shoosh. You do not have a melonish head. lol As far as that person commenting on the size of your salad? She was probably trying to divert attention away from the fact that she's eating like a pig! lol

Posted by groovebunny | December 28, 2004 7:39 PM

Let me guess... she was carrying a diet coke, too? :)

Posted by principessa | December 28, 2004 8:26 PM

My ass definitely doesn't need cake either, but I'd sure love some, oh, about RIGHT NOW!

Posted by DaFFy | December 29, 2004 1:07 AM

How unfortunate for her if you 'accidently' stepped back into her tray and she got chocolate cake all over her fat ass face.

Posted by Amelia | December 29, 2004 9:41 AM

GAH...Mean people suck! I tell you I had one woman tell me I was obviously not on a diet for what I ordered, you would have thought I was 500 lbs! It through me for a few days, because she went on to ask me what I would do for summer to loose the weight! GAH...

Amelia had a good idea of walking backwards and having the cake all over them! You are beautiful...and thin! She was jealous!

Posted by Gypsy | December 31, 2004 11:30 PM

Heh heh... very large and melonish head... *roflmao*

Posted by Iki | January 3, 2005 7:57 PM