I am not a slob for wearing yoga pants all day yesterday. I worked from home yesterday and I actually went to yoga last night, so really I was just being prepared and also conserving water by having one less pair of pants to wash.
I may be a little bit of a slob for wearing the same shirt all day Sunday and then all day yesterday and then to the gym last night. However, it isn't like I got out of the shower after the gym and put the shirt back on, so at worst this is limited slobbery.
I am a great big hairy smelly slob for yawning in the middle of yoga last night while doing a forward fold and letting a great big wad of drool plop out of my mouth and down onto my mat. Also, onto my hand. And then wiping it up not with the shirt I had been wearing for two solid days, but instead with my relatively clean yoga pants which I then wore to the gym this morning and then folded neatly and left to be ready to wear again tomorrow.
Oh Internet, wouldn't your lives me sad and meaningless if you didn't have me to tell you these stories of my personal humiliations.