I just bought two new Wonderbras. My reasons for telling you this are threefold:
1. They were on sale, $10 off, and I had a 10% off coupon. There are very few things in life that make me happier than buying something on sale and having a coupon. Yes, clearly I need to get out more.
2. If any of you ladies out there ever have occasion to avail yourselves of the services of a Wonderbra, they are on sale at Hecht's. Just a little PSA from me to you.
3. Could someone please explain to me why I keep buying Wonderbras? The fact is, they aren't much use to me since I don't have much of anything to Wonder. There was a time in my life when this bothered me, but that time is long gone. Sure, I think it would be fun to be able to, I don't know, maybe borrow boobs for special occasions, but I don't think I would want to have to wear them around all the time. So why do I keep kidding myself with the Wonderbras? Oh, also. does anyone know where you can borrow boobs for special occasions?