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I have an all-day meeting today, and tomorrow too for that matter. Therefore, I invite you to talk amongst yourselves. I will even give you a topic.
Topic: Gosh, that Beth is so cool and funny! We should all send her lavish gifts or possibly just large sums of money in honor of her wonderful amazingness.
Discuss.
Whoever you are, now I place my hand upon you, that you be my poem, I whisper with my lips close to your ear.
- Walt Whitman
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I am addicted to chap stick and altoids. I am freakishly flexible.
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Comments (19)
OOOoor, the topic could be: The beeoch ain't here, let's talk about her crappy wardrobe.
:-)
Posted by melman | January 11, 2005 8:43 AM
Or, we could talk about the fact that now we won't have any Beth emails today.
Or we could ponder: why does drinking two cups of tea make Beth sick as a dog?
Posted by jenorama | January 11, 2005 9:15 AM
She is so cool. And in the right lighting, you hardly notice that huge mole on her head. She cleverly tries to distract us from looking at it with many Coach bags.
Posted by donna | January 11, 2005 9:24 AM
Yes, those Coach bags! I am so jealous! Then, she's even got the bling to go along with them. That girl's got it made!
Shhh...I would never want her to know there's envy there, it'll swell her head and then she'd really have problems with that mole....
Posted by Jade | January 11, 2005 9:32 AM
You know, I've heard her cats are pretty wonderful, too. And her husband? That girls got it all!
Posted by Queen of Ass | January 11, 2005 10:13 AM
Is it her birthday yet? We should like hire a limo and take her out to a fancy restauran....oh, never mind.
We could just send a nice package of tea.
Posted by Jon in Michigan | January 11, 2005 10:48 AM
Well, I can't send you any money since I'm now unemployed, but how about a couple of expired dog food coupons?
Posted by Casey | January 11, 2005 12:00 PM
We could start taking guesses on the number of times that she completely spaces out in an all day meeting. And then try to guess what she was thinking about during those spaceouts.
# of times - 36. And I think that, at least once, she thought about underwear.
Posted by smartjuice | January 11, 2005 1:20 PM
Am I the only one that sent her money?
Posted by John | January 11, 2005 1:39 PM
The BLING! Oh I am so jealous of the Beth Bling. I want Bling.
Posted by amy | January 11, 2005 2:14 PM
EVERYBODY wants the Beth Bling!
Posted by Queen of Ass | January 11, 2005 2:44 PM
Happy meetings. I was in an all-day training session, just the trainer and me, and she thought she should leave early 'cause it's snowing a bit. I left at the same time.
Yea me.
Posted by cassie-b | January 11, 2005 3:59 PM
All day meetings are cool, that means you don't have to do any actual work!
Posted by Jeff A | January 11, 2005 4:20 PM
I think I'll send her a mole remover. And a no tolerance for asshats t-shirt!
Posted by Jazzy | January 11, 2005 6:12 PM
all day meetings....
I remember the days of a life outside of the house....
Wait we were supposed to be discussing Beth. Oh? You guys already were? It was just me that turned the focus to myself?
Well how typical.
That Beth sure is funny and sweet and kind and beautiful too I am sure. :)
Posted by Sleepingmommy | January 11, 2005 6:19 PM
Not only that, but I hear she regularly goes for therapy with her mole so they can communicate better.
Makes her even more special.
Posted by Nina | January 11, 2005 6:49 PM
Beth, are you fishing for compliments again, I thought it was my turn for that, as we discussed.
Posted by aussiemama | January 11, 2005 9:35 PM
Just because you're doing better then me at the BoB awards........
Posted by aussiemama | January 11, 2005 9:35 PM
Who is Beth?
Posted by Bob | January 11, 2005 10:05 PM