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Puke and Rally!

Speaking of Doritos, I have a doozie of a story....

My husband and I lived in different states when we were first married. We saw each other a couple times a month at most. When I turned 21, we didn't get to see each other until after my birthday had come and gone. So when I finally saw him, he decided we needed to celebrate by going to an Octoberfest celebration. We bought huge ceramic pilsner mugs and you could buy beer tokens cheap. There was a German band there playing cheesy German folk music. We drank until we were doing the polka on our table. Soon closing time came, and we had to leave. I had drank so much so fast that it really hadn't hit me until we got back to his place. When I opened the car door I stumbled out and could bearly walk. I have never been much of a drinker and I definately had never gotten this drunk before. As I walked up the three flights of stairs to my husband's room I started to feel sick. A friend of my husband's decided that I should use his theory of "puke and rally" to feel better. He thought that if you puked, then quick drank a beer that you would feel better. Right. He started chanting it over and over, puke and rally, puke and rally.... He was really starting to annoy me, with my not feeling so well and all, so I told him where he could shove that idea. Then someone gave me the spicey cheesy kind of Doritos claiming that the chips would soak up the beer. I was drunk, it sounded better than the whole 'puke and rally' bit, so I ate the Doritos. I have never thrown up so much in my life. What a learning experience. I can honestly say that I will never forget my 21st birthday. I haven't drank that much since, either. Sad as it is, I can't stand cheese Doritos now. You couldn't pay me to eat those things. I don't even want to smell them! What's with Doritos making people ill? Its a sign, I tell you!

Puke and Rally! Pass the Doritos!


Comments (1)

That is really too bad, because Doritoes are awesome.

On the other hand, loving Doritoes does have its drawbacks...

That was a really funny story though!

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