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Speaking of Doritos

It seems that eating FIERY RANCH Flavor Doritos May Be Harmful to Your Health

A mother walks into a hospital with her teenager, who is complaining of a sore throat. The girl's throat is extremely irrated and the mother believes the Doritos are to blame. She contacts the public relations person at the hospital and demands that the pr person immediately send out a press announcement stating that "eating Fiery Ranch Doritos will burn your throat". After a little bit of digging the doctors find out the girl has been eating a full size bag of Fiery Ranch Doritos every day for a month. And the mother knew about it!

So, next time you eat a family sized bag of Doritos every day for a month and get a sore throat, don't come whining to me about it. I warned you.