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Whee. ennui

People, I am so bored with myself today. I mean honestly, could I talk about something other than my fetus for five seconds? Nope, no can do. So I am turning to you, dear internet, to help me out. Would you please ask me a question or give me a topic so I can put something on this site that has nothing to do with the parasite in my belly? Pretty please with cookies on top?

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What is America's obsession with reality TV? Don't we get enough "reality" every day?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How did you land such an astonishingly cool husband? And is it true he's really a superhero? If so, which one?

I would like you to reintroduce yourself to us but in a Miss America or Playboy of the Month format.

This isn't a question, but I had a dream last night that I lived across the street from you and Chris. Weird, I know. The houses aren't finished yet, but I dreamt that they were and then I found out you two had moved in. If I had only known about the "pimp cat," perhaps one of you could have been wearing it in my dream.

What is the averagelifespan of an fruitfly

Tell us all about your favorite handbag.

What is your favorite animal?

When did the Brontosaurus, that I loved reading about as a child, become the Apatosaurus? And what about Duck Billed dinosaurs? Is it more Hadrosaurus (bulky lizardish)? Or ornithiscian (bird hippish)?

If cows used cascade would they still have spots?

Favorite guilty pleasure or indulgence. And if you could provide us with a recipe of something you like to make...that would be great because I have no idea what I'm going to make for dinner tonight!

What kind of books do you like to read?

Tell me a secret, even if it's a made up one, about something outrageous you did, but never told hubby about.

I miss the rules for idiots you used to post. They were good.

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
If a dog barks in the woods and there is no human to scold him is he still bad?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?
there you go heehee!

How about something terribly non-liberal and political? Free government assault weapons for the poor?

When you were little what did you want to be when you grew up?

Write about the best meal you ever cooked just for yourself.

And quid pro quo, Lima Mommy. You know where to find me.

Late but so what.

We all agree that I'm rad. But my question to you is: just how rad am I?

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