April first! Today is April first! Take that March, you bitch, you languorous old cow, you dilatory wench. I hated you from the beginning. I was totally over you two weeks ago, but you couldn't take a hint. Oh no, you had to stick around and rub it in, lord it over me in your annoying little singsong voice "March, March, it's still March." Well April first has vanquished your languid ass and I will have no more of you for a full eleven months.
Would you all please promise me that April is going to be better than March? Please? I don't mind if you lie. Also, I think you all should send me tulips and daffodils because they are my favorites and it would make me happy and naturally, it is all about me. You can just send them to my office, I'll be here until 5.
Comments (25)
LOL! Beth, you have such a way with words! April HAS to be better than March. That was one rotten month. However, I will be a basket case from now until the 15th and then... well, if I don't end up robbing a bank to pay my freakin' taxes, all will be good. Here's looking forward to May. May absolutely will be awesome.
Posted by ms.q | April 1, 2005 11:54 AM
April is going to be better darlin'. The beauty around will prove it as spring hits in full swing.
Flowers are coming.
Posted by Jade | April 1, 2005 11:55 AM
*delurking*
I think April absolutely has to be better than March. If not - I think we both may be in trouble! =)
Posted by Jenny | April 1, 2005 11:56 AM
Yes, April will be the best month in the history of the world!!!!!
APRIL FOOLS!!!!
Just kidding. Don't ask for anything on this day. It's rigged!
Posted by Garnet | April 1, 2005 12:34 PM
Yay! It's April :) I'm happy spring is here.
Posted by Sweety | April 1, 2005 1:05 PM
Of course April will be the best month ever...it always is because I was born in April. Ta Daaaa! Then May? May will be even better because my daughter will be born, WOOHOO.
Posted by JuJuBee | April 1, 2005 1:07 PM
I feel that way about March.
Of course April is better. I was born in April.
Posted by jen | April 1, 2005 1:09 PM
February! Meant I feel that way about February!
Posted by jen | April 1, 2005 1:10 PM
I LOVE MARCH. What are you talking about? I'm so insulted.
Heh.
April Fools.
so lame I know.
Posted by kat | April 1, 2005 1:21 PM
Of course April will be better it's MY birthday month. yay me. :) So I promise it will be better, if not, you can yell at me at my email...you know the address. Tulips are my favorite as well. I always get them this month. Happy April, Beth!
Posted by Kate | April 1, 2005 1:40 PM
April's always better than March.
Posted by Fraulein N | April 1, 2005 1:54 PM
March was way too long. By far. It stayed far beyong its welcome. Perhaps April will be a better guest.
I have the most gorgeous tulips and daffodils in my yard right now. Pink tulips are my favorite, although I love unusual colors too like blood red and orange.
Happy April!
Posted by wavybrains | April 1, 2005 2:07 PM
My birthday is in April, so OF COURSE it will be better!
Tulips are my fav too!
And no more banned, yay!
Posted by amy | April 1, 2005 2:18 PM
March is usually one of my favorite months -- it's got my birthday plus the birthdays of some of my favorite people -- so there's lots of celebrating. Sadly, this year, March was really hard, and busy and sucky. Here's to a better April!
Posted by bad penguin | April 1, 2005 2:53 PM
April will be great! It's my birthday month... yeah... hubby let's me celebrate the whole month. woohoo!
Posted by etherian | April 1, 2005 3:23 PM
I think April's always better than March. Sorry I didn't send any flowers, I don't have your address, and they wouldn't get there by 5. But have a nice evening and a great weekend.
Posted by cassie-b | April 1, 2005 3:45 PM
April will be the BEST as my little one will be turning 1 this month! I can not believe how fast this year has gone.
If you want to see some cuteness check out my blog!! Hope you enjoy it!
Posted by Laurie | April 1, 2005 4:27 PM
1. What a mouth. I hope LimaBean couldn't understand that.
2. What a mouth. I love it!
3. Of course April will be better. LimaBean will be kicking you, and that will be cool.
4. March sucks ass.
Posted by angela marie | April 1, 2005 4:55 PM
I loathed March too. April 1st was a so beautiful outside here in PA... I hope it only gets better for you, sweets!
Posted by Tricia | April 1, 2005 5:03 PM
March sucked, and I seriously hope April's better.
Posted by Queen of Ass | April 1, 2005 5:22 PM
I've also bid March a not-so-fond farewell. Yay.
Posted by Heather | April 1, 2005 5:28 PM
i always liked April better than March, March always seemed snotty and pretentious to me with it's 31 days and in like a lion hogwash.
Posted by monique | April 1, 2005 5:29 PM
Yes! March was probably the longest crazy month!!! I am so happy it's over and that calls for a celebration!
Here's to a very good April!
Posted by Luna | April 1, 2005 7:04 PM
oh no! Cuss words! This is why you were banned LOL
I am wishing for you that April kicks March in the ass and treats you much better.
Posted by Lori | April 1, 2005 7:29 PM
Amen and halleluiah! (sp? oh who really cares anyway?)
It never feels like spring is truly here to stay until April shows her shining sweet smellin rainy face.
Posted by sleepingmommy | April 1, 2005 9:27 PM