1. I am very busy. Busy, busy, busy. I am also very important, such that the planet cannot continue to rotate on it's axis without my constant engagement. I also have super powers, such as the ability to use my psychic abilities to diagnose and fix problems on a server in Omaha and to make all others bend to and obey my every whim. Therefore, all idiots should immediately cease speaking to me as it disturbs my concentration.
2. I am very hungry. Hungry, hungry, hungry. I must dedicate every moment of free time to finding, procuring and consuming food. About six weeks ago I lost my appetite entirely and had to force myself to eat. My appetite came back. Apparently, all 6 weeks worth at once. I hesitate to look at pictures of food for fear I will eat them. I am considering working from home so I can just sit in my fridge and shovel food into my mouth. Hey, are you going to finish that?
Hey - since I am so busy and hungry and boring, why don't you all go congratulate Jenny, Daddy and Big Brother on the birth of the healthy and certainly beautiful Madeline Grace?
Comments (18)
So that's why you're still wearing your regular jeans!!! How do you lose your appetite during pregnancy, you must tell me before I plan on getting pregnant.
Posted by ava | April 28, 2005 1:00 PM
Stay AWAY from the food. IT'S MINE! ALL MINE!!!!
Posted by heels | April 28, 2005 1:43 PM
Sounds like you are busy busy busy eating eating eating! :D
Posted by Jon in Michigan | April 28, 2005 1:48 PM
My friends coworker just named her baby Madeline Grace too.
Posted by Mary Jo | April 28, 2005 2:29 PM
I totally get the hunger thing. When I was pregnant I ate everything in site. One time, in one sitting, I ate an Entire box of pasta, with a entire bottle of sauce on it. Me, little me. It was crazy.
Posted by Autumn | April 28, 2005 2:44 PM
I ate apples and ketchup. Hope you find something that makes a little more sense...
(I wish I was kidding.)
Posted by Queen of Ass | April 28, 2005 3:22 PM
I have some sundried tomato and basil wheatthins here. would you like some? I need to stop snacking on them.
Posted by kat | April 28, 2005 4:55 PM
oh pregnancy hormones. Hormones period. I hate how they make me into a complete eating machine. It's something I haven't been able to get rid of since my very first pregnancy. Not good, people. Not good.
Posted by sleepingmommy | April 28, 2005 5:00 PM
Love the name Madeline Grace. If I didn't already suggest it for your kid, I am now!
Posted by erin | April 28, 2005 5:30 PM
i am always hungry!
Posted by lizabetty | April 28, 2005 5:52 PM
Wow, you can make others bend to and obey your every whim? Is that a skill that can be learned?
I remember one of my friends saying "I can't believe I'm eating again -- or is that still?!" when she was 7 or 8 months pregnant. Hungry, hungry, hungry must just come with the territory.
Posted by bad penguin | April 28, 2005 6:11 PM
But I only want to bother YOUUUUUUUUUUUU! :)
You can have the rest of my fries!
Posted by Kate | April 28, 2005 6:51 PM
I have some leftover spagehetti.... :D
Posted by Sweety | April 29, 2005 2:08 AM
It must be all that super power that holds your belly button in ( hahaha)
Posted by annie | April 29, 2005 9:29 AM
I don't have super powers but my kids do. They have this potion that keeps multiplying the laundry no matter how much washing I do ;)
When I was preggie last I had to have lime popsicles, watermelon and ranch dressing on anything and everything.. haha. Have fun eating, its the one time you don't have to worry about it ;)
Posted by Chrissie | April 29, 2005 11:15 AM
how funny. a friend just had a baby girl about a week ago and she named her madeleine grace too. after a week of having the baby home, though, they chose to go with something else. i can't remember the last time that happened. all the proper paperwork has since been filed so the 2nd name better be the right one is all i have to say. :D
Posted by patricia | April 29, 2005 12:36 PM
You crack me up, girl! *hides her pizza*
Posted by Garnet | April 29, 2005 5:44 PM
That's my niece's name. : )
Posted by Melanie S. | May 2, 2005 3:59 PM