Well ok, don't give me your money. Instead, go give it to the lovely and clever Coleen. She's doing a Breast Cancer 3-Day and needs donations. We all like breasts, right? Who's not in favor of breasts? So go on, head on over there and make a donation for a good cause. I'm doing it. All the cool kids are doing it. Don't you want to be cool too?
If you prefer, you can go directly to Coleen's donation page here.