Scene One: They replaced the light bulb in the refrigerator in the "break room" at work. I estimate it had been burned out for at least two years. Some things are best left in the dark.
Scene Two: There is a little piece of something (I know not what) on the floor in the ladies room. It has been in the exact same spot, completely undisturbed and unmolested, for the past two weeks. This does not give me confidence in the overall state of cleanliness of the ladies room.
Scene Three: The picture of the day on one of my two cat calendars is a cat's butt. That's it, just the hind end of a fluffy cat. Here's proof: