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It's much funnier out of context

Let me just preface this with saying that in the context of our evening, this exchange made perfect sense.

Him: I just knocked my own socks off.
Me: Better than tossing your own salad.

Yes, I could explain it, but it is more fun for me this way.

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I don't get it.

Okay, when I read people's comments and they say, "I just spit my drink all over my screen", I think, okay, dp people seriously do that, because I would never do that...But I just DID to that. So thanks for that laugh. That's an exchange I could see my hubby and me having.

Carrying laundry upstairs, trips, and *almost* lands on the dinner table where his greek salad was sitting. The basket of whites goes flying.


i don't know what you're talking about. i totally get it, even out of context. what can i say? i'm that good.

Ha! And a little ew, too.

Hee hee hee. Totally amused! Hee hee... You guys should be a tv show. You're better than whatever's on.

ROFL! tossing your own salad...

Wait, so you mean you are *both* freakishly flexible? ;-)

I'm still vaguely unsure about the meaning of the second phrase, but I know it has something to do with prison, so I really don't need to know more than that :)

Sometimes I think I would like to be a fly on your wall, then other times I think it's much funnier reading your blog, not to mention safer, because if I were a fly on your wall you would probably swat me LOL!

I was at a work meeting a few years back, and the presenter starts going on about how our organization is so diverse, really like a "tossed salad." I'm not joking, he easily dropped the salad phrase 8 times in 10 minutes. I felt so dirty because one other guy and I were doing everything we could not to laugh our asses off, and everyone around us thought we were mental.

You guys are way too funny!

Honestly, it is much funner to read that way too!

Ew, ew, and ew. Also? EW.

P.S. I wore the JOGGING nursing bras when I had my first . Sex. E. By the third I was trying to get away with just pulling the cup down on my Gap Favorite Bra. Just couldn't take the hotness any more.

Hi there...
I think if he could toss his own salad, you should try to get it on tape and submit it to M&M's to try and get it on their next "M"AZING candy bar commercials! Now that would be "M"AZING.

I soo get it, but then again in my household a normal response to anything is, "Poo heads are better than one." Go figure.

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