Whoever you are, now I place my hand upon you, that you be my poem, I whisper with my lips close to your ear.
- Walt Whitman
I want to get a pet duck and keep it in the bathtub.
I am addicted to chap stick and altoids.
I am freakishly flexible.
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Let me just preface this with saying that in the context of our evening, this exchange made perfect sense.
Him: I just knocked my own socks off.
Me: Better than tossing your own salad.
Yes, I could explain it, but it is more fun for me this way.
Comments (16)
I don't get it.
Posted by kat | June 29, 2005 1:47 PM
Okay, when I read people's comments and they say, "I just spit my drink all over my screen", I think, okay, dp people seriously do that, because I would never do that...But I just DID to that. So thanks for that laugh. That's an exchange I could see my hubby and me having.
Posted by Melanie S. | June 29, 2005 1:51 PM
Carrying laundry upstairs, trips, and *almost* lands on the dinner table where his greek salad was sitting. The basket of whites goes flying.
Close?
Posted by Jon in Michigan | June 29, 2005 2:46 PM
i don't know what you're talking about. i totally get it, even out of context. what can i say? i'm that good.
Posted by patricia | June 29, 2005 3:15 PM
Ha! And a little ew, too.
Posted by bmh | June 29, 2005 5:23 PM
Hee hee hee. Totally amused! Hee hee... You guys should be a tv show. You're better than whatever's on.
Posted by alektra | June 29, 2005 8:24 PM
ROFL! tossing your own salad...
Posted by monique | June 29, 2005 8:51 PM
Wait, so you mean you are *both* freakishly flexible? ;-)
Posted by keepergirl | June 29, 2005 9:08 PM
I'm still vaguely unsure about the meaning of the second phrase, but I know it has something to do with prison, so I really don't need to know more than that :)
Posted by Heather | June 29, 2005 9:59 PM
Sometimes I think I would like to be a fly on your wall, then other times I think it's much funnier reading your blog, not to mention safer, because if I were a fly on your wall you would probably swat me LOL!
Posted by Nina | June 29, 2005 10:54 PM
I was at a work meeting a few years back, and the presenter starts going on about how our organization is so diverse, really like a "tossed salad." I'm not joking, he easily dropped the salad phrase 8 times in 10 minutes. I felt so dirty because one other guy and I were doing everything we could not to laugh our asses off, and everyone around us thought we were mental.
Posted by susannah | June 29, 2005 11:53 PM
You guys are way too funny!
Posted by Gwen | June 30, 2005 12:34 AM
Honestly, it is much funner to read that way too!
Posted by Jeff A | June 30, 2005 6:47 AM
Ew, ew, and ew. Also? EW.
P.S. I wore the JOGGING nursing bras when I had my first . Sex. E. By the third I was trying to get away with just pulling the cup down on my Gap Favorite Bra. Just couldn't take the hotness any more.
Posted by Mindy | June 30, 2005 11:33 AM
Hi there...
I think if he could toss his own salad, you should try to get it on tape and submit it to M&M's to try and get it on their next "M"AZING candy bar commercials! Now that would be "M"AZING.
Posted by soapbox.SUPERSTAR | June 30, 2005 9:32 PM
I soo get it, but then again in my household a normal response to anything is, "Poo heads are better than one." Go figure.
Posted by Jazzy | July 5, 2005 2:58 PM