so the fish said

Why I am the best wife ever

My husband told me last night that his goal for today was to meet five hookers. I was totally ok with that.

Best. Wife. Ever.

Comments (24)

I think the best wife ever would actually be the one to bring the hookers to her husband. Close second, though.

Posted by bmh | June 1, 2005 7:16 PM

Only five? Lightweight!

Posted by emma | June 1, 2005 7:29 PM

It's good to have goals! Chris is really reaching for the stars! Aim high, buddy. Aim High! :) And Beth, you are a fabulous wife, I have no doubt!

Posted by Kate | June 1, 2005 7:30 PM

And you have the CUTEST ass!

Posted by Pamalamadingdong | June 1, 2005 7:50 PM

Your only cool if you offered to pay for them! :-)

Posted by Jeff A | June 1, 2005 7:57 PM

YOu most definately need a medal stating that :-)

Posted by Nina | June 1, 2005 11:14 PM

it's great that he's gearing up for fatherhood. good dads get hookers. just ask rex. on desperate housewives.

oh wait. he died.

but YOU my dear. wow. he should kiss your toes.

Posted by Sarcomical | June 1, 2005 11:26 PM

What did he want with them? Did he want them to help in the front garden?Did he find them? What did he do with them? I'm dying here!

Posted by Gwen | June 1, 2005 11:32 PM

Yeah, hoes could come in handy in the garden. Ahh so bad. Had to say it though. I've been inundated with silly humor all night, went to an improv show.

Posted by Heather | June 2, 2005 2:33 AM

I agree. I'm the best girlfriend ever. Not that he notices but thats men for you.

Posted by Kate | June 2, 2005 6:17 AM

Funny,I wouldn't have put Chris down as a rugby fan.

Will he be bringing his Strawberry Shortcake autograph book with him?

Posted by jen | June 2, 2005 8:21 AM

Yeah, I have to say if you were actually to procure the hookers? Best. Wife. EVER.

Posted by Fraulein N | June 2, 2005 8:32 AM

You're a kookie couple :-) .... I'm wondering, is there a place close to where you live - where you can just go meet a gaggle of hookers? That might be interesting...

Posted by bob | June 2, 2005 9:49 AM

Interesting hell! That'd be MAJOR BLOGGING ENTERTAINMENT!

Posted by Queen of Ass | June 2, 2005 9:56 AM

Yes, the hookers... I remember offering to find one for Matt once. The looks were priceless.

Good for you. Tell Chris to be safe, I hear they can be pickpockets. ;)

Posted by Autumn | June 2, 2005 10:19 AM

that is the "oh my god I have to give birth you will never touch me again" syndrome talkin'
haha

Posted by mojavi | June 2, 2005 11:34 AM

I think he needs a time goal on that. Maybe 5 hookers in 30 minutes or less.

Posted by Jon in Michigan | June 2, 2005 11:36 AM

So what do you get? :-)

Posted by Hannah | June 2, 2005 11:55 AM

Are you going to dress up as five different hookers for him? ;)

Posted by Garnet | June 2, 2005 1:19 PM

where is he meeting them?? a hotel, a restaurant?? if you were a good wife, you would tag along and take pictures to put on your blogs, lol!!!

Posted by lizabetty | June 2, 2005 5:26 PM

I wish I could meet a man with a five year...I mean hooker plan. Lucky!

Posted by kat | June 2, 2005 7:59 PM

Oh, I see, the hookers are going to post on your blog whily you'r'e giving birth to the Bean. How clever!

Posted by Sweety | June 3, 2005 2:37 AM

I actually hired hookers for my husband - i meant to hire strippers (for his bachelor party - his friends are lame) but - oops!

Posted by That Girl | June 3, 2005 11:07 AM

I saw 3 hookers on a corner in Venice Beach on Saturday. I was all LOOK CHRIS HOOKERS and then he looked and I was all DON"T LOOK THAT MUCH! lol And then I thought of you guys. ;) ha ha ha ha ha

Posted by amy | June 7, 2005 2:02 PM