I have stretch marks on my boobs.
Fucking hell.
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I have stretch marks on my boobs.
Fucking hell.
Whoever you are, now I place my hand upon you, that you be my poem, I whisper with my lips close to your ear.
- Walt Whitman
I want to get a pet duck and keep it in the bathtub.
I am addicted to chap stick and altoids. I am freakishly flexible.


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Comments (28)
Me too. LOL and on my thighs, and my stomach. Each pregnancy left a set of marks on a different area.
Posted by Angelia | September 21, 2005 8:31 AM
me too :( you are not alone.
Posted by JuJuBee | September 21, 2005 8:51 AM
We call those 'racing stripes' mkay?
Posted by Jenny | September 21, 2005 9:00 AM
Due to Mastitis, I only have 'racing stripes' on the right one. So now I have a good side even when I'm naked.
*sigh*
Posted by HollyRhea | September 21, 2005 9:30 AM
They fade.
Posted by shannon | September 21, 2005 10:10 AM
welcome to my world.
Posted by dazeymae | September 21, 2005 10:11 AM
try still having them from when you were 15/16 (i'm only 18 now but whatever)
i've heard rumors of vitamin E helping but i've always been too lazy to stick to a regamin.
Posted by kate | September 21, 2005 10:30 AM
I've had them on my boobs since I was 15. Mine weren't from having Elizabeth, they were from going from an A cup to a C cup over the summer.
Posted by amber | September 21, 2005 10:55 AM
Heredity. That's what I blame it on.
Posted by angela marie | September 21, 2005 11:06 AM
My boobs are so stretched out that I look like one of those National Geographic women if I don't wear a bra. Scary.
Posted by Eulallia | September 21, 2005 11:27 AM
Uh, yeah...boobs, stomach, thighs, legs...the whole drill. Ain't it wonderful? LOL
Posted by Pink | September 21, 2005 11:30 AM
future pregnancy doesn't bode well for me in the stretch mark area...i too got stretch marks on the boobs when i was a teenager and my boobs went from nothing to...an A cup. awesome.
Posted by b | September 21, 2005 11:36 AM
dude, I didn't know that was even an option. E-gads.
Sorry to hear it!
Posted by Isabel | September 21, 2005 11:38 AM
Aww, I feel your pain and understand completely. I got them too, during all three of my pregnancies.
But they have faded a bit over time. Not sure if that'll help you feel better, it probably won't, I doubt it would have helped me at the time, lol
Posted by Tammy | September 21, 2005 11:54 AM
I like to think of mine as treasure maps. If I'm ever stranded in an unknown land, I believe I can whip out my breasts, follow the squiggly lines, and be led to a pot of gold.
Posted by Angie | September 21, 2005 12:40 PM
I thought I got through pregnancy with nary a stretchmark in sight. Granted, I wasn't looking too hard.
Then one day, weeks after the Lady was born, I noticed two scraggly little stretch marks on my hip. Damnit!! It is a cruel cruel joke that after pregnancy and CHILDBIRTH we end up with bigger asses, saggy boobs and stretch marks. Who's idea was that??
I have also heard that they fade. Here's hoping!!
Posted by Momtothelady (Chatty Cricket) | September 21, 2005 1:32 PM
I refer to mine at battle scars. I felt like I went to battle during the birth of each of my two kiddos. I figure they're a small price to pay for the wonderful reward I've gotten from them.
Posted by Tess | September 21, 2005 2:31 PM
I too have them from when I was a teen. I went from A to DD in a year, and yeah. Again, they have faded.
Posted by Heather | September 21, 2005 2:43 PM
Wow, Heather stole my comment.
They don't look that bad, I promise, and you will actually go back down, most likely, which means they will fade faster. Also, stretch mark products are in the drug store now...
Posted by alektra | September 21, 2005 3:13 PM
Welcome to my f*ing world!!
Posted by Amber | September 21, 2005 4:02 PM
no one will know.
Posted by lizabetty | September 21, 2005 4:06 PM
Just wait until Mia is old enough to point them out to you! Just kidding, they'll likely fade.
Posted by Busy Mom | September 21, 2005 4:08 PM
I got them on my waist on both sides. Kids suck.
Posted by RockStar Mommy | September 21, 2005 4:53 PM
Welcome to my world. I've had them since I was 15, too, and went from A to C. I've never been able to figure out how to get them to fade... That would be great, if there was some way.
Posted by Jen | September 21, 2005 6:58 PM
You know the Jen who posted above? Not me, but same story here.
Posted by jen | September 21, 2005 7:42 PM
Holy crap, what the hell did I walk into?
It's like too much information fest 2005 in here.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by Jeff A | September 22, 2005 1:57 AM
Thank you, internets. I will not sleep well tonite.
Posted by ben | September 22, 2005 2:38 PM
Good News! They fade!
Posted by Maribeth | September 23, 2005 7:29 PM