Dear Safeway Cashier,
This may come as a surprise to you, but I was not eager to discuss my Chap stick addiction with you. I admit that I have a problem, but it does not make me a bad person and I'm not entirely sure where you got off lecturing me about it. I mean, I had enough tact to avoid mentioning your obvious addiction to unfortunate hairstyles and poor dental care. All I ask from you is the same courtesy. I'm sure I am not the first person to come through your line with a loaf of french bread and four Chap sticks.
Regards,
Beth




Comments (35)
You should hear them when I buy more than one bottle of lotion at once. It was like I was buying a few bottles of hard liquor or something.
Posted by Jennie | December 15, 2005 2:40 PM
You know that she has some morbid thought of why you are buying 4 tubes of it too like if you're using it as diaper cream or maybe as a suppository..... LOL
Posted by Sabrina | December 15, 2005 3:38 PM
That's like the clerk at Walmart who went on about how her baby's father ditched her and now she can't afford the food that I was buying....how lucky I was.
Posted by angela marie | December 15, 2005 4:18 PM
here in Missouri, the meth capital of the us, we get questioned for buying too much of anything.
Stupid little cashier at Wally World asked my why I was buying so many pencils.
Why do you ask, o' goddess of the WallyWorld?
Well we're supposed to ask about questionable purchases.
Three dozen pencils is questionable.
Un huh.
I'm giving them as gifts to my side of the family. With a note that says stick a pencil in your eye, for me.
**I SWEAR TO GOD** she says,
I'm going to have to get my supervisor to ring these.
clap on
clap off
the clapper
Posted by speckledpup | December 15, 2005 4:39 PM
Angela Marie - That kind of behavior would make me FURIOUS!!
I came to buy food, not food with a side of guilt and depression!
When did lotion, pencils and chapstick become an issue of national security?
Posted by tessa | December 15, 2005 4:47 PM
Uh, so furious that I spell chap stick wrong.
Posted by tessa | December 15, 2005 4:48 PM
The nerve of some people!
Posted by Maribeth | December 15, 2005 6:47 PM
Dude, you only bought 4. In the dead of winter. It's called STOCKING UP, people.
Posted by Dawn | December 15, 2005 7:29 PM
Stocking Stuffers!
Posted by JL Dropout | December 15, 2005 8:15 PM
Ha! Beth, I am sitting staring at the chapsticks that reside by my computer screen at all times. The cherry flavored chapstick, and my all-time favorite, the breast cancer chapstick with the lip moisturizer. Have you tried that one? It is my FAVORITE. I bought a jumbo pack at Costco and have on in my car, one in each pocket of my coats, two floating around in my purse, and then assorted all over the house.
I share your addiction, my friend, and I think it is a good one.
Posted by halloweenlover | December 15, 2005 8:38 PM
Hee I too have a chapstick addiction, glad to meet another person who does too :-)
Posted by Nina | December 15, 2005 9:42 PM
I'm wondering what rule you broke there in the Safeway Good Customer Guide...
Are there laws? Will you be banned??
Will your picture hang behind the customer service desk with a note
'WATCH THIS WOMAN'
Oh, yeah, you're trouble, I can tell.
Posted by daysgoby | December 15, 2005 9:57 PM
Augh! The chap stick! Oh, how I love thee, sweet chap stick. Do you have that problem where you're driving in the car, and realize you forgot it at home? Your lips were fine a moment ago, but now they seem to be cracking, parched expanses of lip desert. Happens to me all the time.
Posted by Eulallia | December 15, 2005 9:57 PM
I have a chapstick addiction too. I buy the ginormous packs of Lipsmacker because it is the only thing that really works for me, and I get butchered for it every time too! Good to know I'm not the only one.
Posted by Angela | December 15, 2005 10:03 PM
everyone loves chap stick!!!!
Posted by lizabetty | December 15, 2005 10:21 PM
Ugh. I hate it when people like that poke their noses where they don't belong. You should have asked her what she uses for those teeth. Asshat
Posted by Colleen | December 15, 2005 10:58 PM
Hi. My Name is Wicked and I have set up a 12 step program for all of us. The next Chapstick abusers meeting with a side of french bread will take place on Jan 3rd.
Hang in and moisturize plenty until then.
Posted by Wicked H | December 16, 2005 7:32 AM
"Oh, how old is your baby? My brother and his wife are having a baby in May. I'm not thrilled about it since they use a lot of drugs and drink all of the time."
-Cashiers.Share.Too.Much.
Posted by JuJuBee | December 16, 2005 8:36 AM
I don't have a chapstick addiction - but I do have a lip stuff addiction, Chapstick, lipstick, juicy tubes, Juice Gems, Blistex, Hemp Chanvre Lip Protector, Burts Bees... and on and on, if it goes on your lips, I not only own it, I own mulitples, and bring a variety with my everywhere I go. Preparedness... it's a good thing. Like right now.. I have 1 medicated blistex, 1 tinted blistex, 1 strawberry Juice Jem, and my Hemp Chanvre! =) People can think I'm weird all they want.. but I have the best tasting/smelling, softest, non-chapped, sparkely, and kinda shiney lips on the face of the earth! =)
Posted by Jenny | December 16, 2005 10:13 AM
You should have told her that chapstick makes a great personal lubricant or some other wild story. :)
Posted by Lynanne | December 16, 2005 10:28 AM
I use that stuff all the time. 4 is not a lot. It's nice to have one for everywhere you might be in the house, and one for your purse.
And you can tell her that for me.
Posted by cas | December 16, 2005 10:41 AM
Safeway cashiers suck. Bwahahaha! :-)
Posted by Jade (ex Safeway cashier) | December 16, 2005 11:59 AM
Oy! Yeah, that would make me a wee bit pissy. (Ok more than a wee bit).
Posted by Lisa B | December 16, 2005 1:30 PM
So, I went out shopping yesterday morning, and purchased * 6 * new tubes of lip balm in assorted styles and flavors (but one of them was for my husband... I can stop buying them any time, I swear). Anyway, the clerk didn't look twice, which I appreciated. But, I got home and read this while I was eating lunch and almost snorted lentil curry out my nose, I laughed so hard. They may wonder about us, but our lips will be smooth this winter!
Posted by Kate | December 16, 2005 3:40 PM
When compared with all the other possible addictions, I think your Chapstick one is pretty tame.
Posted by Queen of Ass | December 16, 2005 4:11 PM
Halloweenlover writes: "and my all-time favorite, the breast cancer chapstick with the lip moisturizer." Am I the only one picturing a boob shaped tube complete with nipple moisturizure dispenser? Like those where you click and a little blob comes out the tip. If so, maybe I've been nursing too long.
Posted by Cassandra | December 16, 2005 4:13 PM
Immediately after reading this, I had to make sure my chapstick was still in my pocket, and I had to apply some because I NEEDED it. I swear by Chapstick Lip Moisturizer (in the blue tube) and I have about 4 sitting around in the house, car, and jeans pockets at the moment.
Posted by Stephanie | December 16, 2005 5:16 PM
Oh, seriously. I hate it when they comment on anything I'm getting.
Where's my damn chapstick!
Posted by jen | December 16, 2005 5:28 PM
ha! what is it with cashiers being annoyingly verbose lately? miss domestic just wrote about an experience too.
hey, if your worst indulgence is the chapstick, more power to you! ;) at least it wasn't 4 bottles of rum.
Posted by Sarcomical | December 16, 2005 10:48 PM
Could have been worse, imagine if you'd been buying condoms too! Yup, diapers, vasolines and a box of condoms. ha! Should have used to self-scan.
N.
Posted by Nat | December 17, 2005 10:20 AM
Hi, de-lurking here because I've drank the kool-aid and decided it is still Friday :)
I had a the guy at Whole Foods once ring up my bread and then glance at me and say "So, obviously not going with that carb-free diet, huh?"
I shoulda smacked him....
Posted by Elizabeth | December 17, 2005 11:14 AM
Um, as far as I'm concerned the only "lipstick" worth mentioning in the winter monts (fine, fine, ALL YEAR ROUND) is plain old chapstick. Not cherry flavored, not "with moisturizers," just plain old black label chapstick.
(and PS- Woohoo, I'm back after a GIANT hiatus fom your blog!!)
Posted by Momtothelady (Chatty Cricket) | December 17, 2005 10:56 PM
oops, I meant to write "winter MONTHS." I was an English Major in College, but who's judging me??
While I'm at it, I probably should have capitalized "Chapstick," no?
Posted by Momtothelady (Chatty Cricket) | December 17, 2005 10:58 PM
If only more people would try playing the "quiet game" ;)
Posted by Chrissie | December 19, 2005 3:02 AM
In support of Beth, I plan to buy at least 6 tubes of Chapstick at my next trip to the store.
The clerk most likely to get punched by me was the guy who looked at my bag of candy and box of tampons and said "Rough week, huh?!"
Posted by MamaKaren | December 21, 2005 2:24 PM