(Have you Delurked yet? No reading new posts until you delurk, and don't try to cheat because I. Will. Know.)
Ok internets, I am taking a poll. Please review the following hypothetical situation:
You and your charming partner have a baby, let's say she is five and a half months old and as cute as all get out. One night, the baby starts fussing at 11:00. Your charming partner, who had been awake and reading, quickly turns out his booklight, rolls over and pretends to be alseep while you (who actually were asleep) wake up and climb out of bed to attend to the beautiful child's diaper.
What is the appropriate response to indicate your displeasure to your charming partner?
a) swift, hard kick to the nads
b) no sex for one year
c) swift, hard kick to the nads and no sex for one year
d) tell the entire internet what he did