Hi. Things are still sorta shitty. Let's move on.
I need to find a picture of myself that I am willing to publish, which is difficult since I hate every picture ever taken of me. We won't go into why, just go with it. Anyway, I went through some of the pictures on our computer thinking surely I would find something suitable, but it has proven to be rather challenging. I think this one is definitely too old:
The problem is that in roughly half the pictures of me I am sticking my tongue out. I mean, if the picture it going to be lousy no matter what, may as well go all the way, right?
Hey, as long as we're here, do you think I should cut my hair short again?
When I'm not sticking my tongue out, I seem to have something stuck to my head.
You can see my quandry here. I was wondering, can I use this one? I actually like it, but is it too "bridesmaid from five years ago" to get away with it? Oh, and also is the first thing you notice my eight chins?
Also, I took a couple this morning, but I don't know. I think I look like I spent most of yesterday crying and haven't done my hair. Also, does anybody know how to photoshop out a shiny forehead? Cause I considered doing the makeup thing, but I just don't see it happening today.
I'm screwed, aren't I? I may as well just take a picture with a sign around my neck that says "Hi, I'm Beth and my nose isn't this big in person."
Ok, I broke down and put on some lipstick and brushed my hair (mainly because I realized that we have Mia's nine month checkup today and I have an image to maintain with the hotty pediatrician). So, what do you think?