Oh, what, like you never take a day off?
I couldn't post yesterday because I was too busy scrubbing the hardwood floors, which cover the entire main floor of my house. I mean scrubbing as in on my hands and knees with a rag and a bucket. No, I don't know why either except that I am pretty sure it is a sign of serious mental disease. It can't be too bad though, because Mia peed on the floor in my bathroom four days ago and rather than washing the floor I just put a bathmat over the spot.
Anyway, you know what I really want to do right now? Take a nap. Are you with me? Chris is at work and the baby is asleep in her crib, so I've got room for two of you with me. No snoring, no tickling, and no funny business. I'll go fluff the pillows, please be quiet when you come in and take your shoes off before getting in bed. I have a really comfy couch too. First come, first served.
Comments (22)
woo hoo....I could use a nap!
Posted by linda | June 21, 2006 9:26 AM
I just heard on t.v. that most Moms say that if they had a remote control that ran their life, like in the movie "Click", they'd mostly likely put it on pause and...that's right.....take a nap.
I'd love to join you, but Baby Energizer bunny is awake.
Posted by Oblivious Maven | June 21, 2006 9:48 AM
I'd love a nap but unfortunately I have 3 kids that won't nap at the same time so I have to stay up all day. (sigh)
Posted by Sabrina | June 21, 2006 9:52 AM
Is spooning considered funny business? I'm flexible, I can be either the outside or the inside spoon, so you get to choose!
Posted by donna | June 21, 2006 10:01 AM
I'm off to spray the fruit trees (yes again!) So that's good for an hours worth of torture. I'm thinking this afternoon I'm gonna try for a lie-me-down.
Posted by Maribeth | June 21, 2006 10:07 AM
I'm with Donna. Have to do the spoon. Shall we have a girly-spoon sandwhich, perhaps? *yawwwnnnn*
Posted by Queen of Ass | June 21, 2006 10:25 AM
I am so in on the nap business. I cannot seem to wake up today so napping is the next best thing. Besides, work is UBER boring today...I'll be right there...
Posted by Carrster | June 21, 2006 10:51 AM
I was just telling someone that my afternoon plans included a nap. I'd give up chocolate and my right kidney for a nap.
Posted by Shawntay | June 21, 2006 11:00 AM
I call the couch! Woot!
(no offense, Beth, but the rule about funny business means I can't stay in the bedroom. You know how funny I am and all that.)
Posted by ben | June 21, 2006 11:01 AM
We would come over, but there are three of us.
Two of us are pretty small, but they kick.
Posted by Goon Squad Sarah | June 21, 2006 11:06 AM
Napping...now that's perfect. :-)
Posted by Ginny | June 21, 2006 11:11 AM
Did you indulge a little Cinderella fantasy as you scrubbed? Sing, Sweet Nightingale!
(commencing virtual nap with you... now!)
Posted by Vaguely Urban | June 21, 2006 12:41 PM
I think I get a nap this morning, too, as Queen B's going to a friend's house in a few minutes. I'm very excited.
Before you get any help for your possible cleaning disorder, wanna come scrub my floors? I'd do it while she's gone, but you know... nap.
Posted by Kate the Shrew | June 21, 2006 1:10 PM
Napping...glorious napping.
Too bad I'm at work. Gah!
I hate hardwood floors. I mean, I love how they look, but cleaning them suck.
(My cat pooped all over the bathroom floor like 3 weeks ago...and I just covered it with the bathmat. I found it this morning when I went to turn over the mat, instead of cleaning it, and rediscovered the CAT POOP. I suck at house cleaning.)
Posted by Isabel | June 21, 2006 1:56 PM
Oh, I could use a nap right now!
Should we start calling you Cinderella, then?
Posted by haley-o | June 21, 2006 3:31 PM
Okay...I'm kicking someone out...I wanna come home and take a nap!
Posted by Chris | June 21, 2006 3:44 PM
Ahhh, napping. I have to go back to work next week, and napping is what I'll miss most. I wish I could say it was my daughter, but I'll see her when I get home. no naps when I get home. Oh well, work is much less tiring than being home all day anyway.
Posted by ktjrdn | June 21, 2006 4:11 PM
*snoooooooooore*
Posted by shelley | June 21, 2006 4:21 PM
I was just about to take a nap and decided to check what's up with you first.
Now it sounds even better.
Posted by ann adams | June 21, 2006 5:05 PM
Ahh, so nice to see that young people (of the supposedly grown up variety) nap too. I thought it was just that I was getting old. YAY!
Posted by jaycie | June 21, 2006 7:45 PM
GREYHOUND TICKETS AHOY!
Posted by Gavin | June 21, 2006 11:00 PM
Man, I totally missed the nap. And I am all about napping; I just wish I didn't have that pesky work stuff in the middle of the day. Or conferences. I am so over conferences!
Posted by samantha | June 22, 2006 11:28 PM