so the fish said

Yet another helpful tip from Beth

If you have a young child and if you decide to take said young child swimming in a public pool, I strongly recommend that you wear a bathing suit with a very secure, tight-fitting top, just in case the child in question decided to grab hold and give a good yank.

Meanwhile, I have got to stop flashing my boobs around town. People are going to start to talk.

Comments (16)

as long as they're saying, "God! that bitch has some fabulous boobage!"

;)

Posted by Sarcomical | June 12, 2006 1:36 PM

LOL

Posted by Maribeth | June 12, 2006 2:00 PM

LOL. Boy 2 used to think that was hilarious, mostly from my scrambling to untangle my boobs from around my knees and hike 'em back into my suit.

Posted by Woman with kids | June 12, 2006 2:13 PM

start? girl please. they're already talking about it. i thought you knew that a forum had been set up. the boob threads are just slightly less popular than the discussions about your "smoking ass."

Posted by patricia | June 12, 2006 2:19 PM

(Dang, Patricia beat me to it.) Dude, it is way too late: the talking started eons ago. Accept the fact that your boobs are a matter of public record by now and move on. It's not automatically a bad thing ....

Posted by shelley | June 12, 2006 2:44 PM

taking notes!

Posted by Sweety | June 12, 2006 3:04 PM

Hey, at least it wasn't the bottoms. :-)

Posted by Bethany | June 12, 2006 4:02 PM

hehehe... that's classic. :)

Posted by Corinne | June 12, 2006 4:11 PM

As long as no one is shouting, "SHOW US YER BOOBS!" at the pool, you're golden.

Posted by Sherry | June 12, 2006 4:30 PM

They might even start flashing pictures! You know, you could be the next big internet spot, or forwarded email with THOSE pics attached!

Posted by Queen of Ass | June 12, 2006 4:33 PM

I believe that's an excellent "new mom" tip. Also a good tip for aunts and grandmothers who might be holding that baby in the water.

Posted by cas | June 12, 2006 5:04 PM

I was going to say something but I'm laughing so hard I forgot what it was.

Posted by ann adams | June 12, 2006 5:46 PM

Make it fun. Squirt some milk at 'em while they're out. Then you'll REALLY give 'em something to talk about:-)

And hey, I'm a negative A so if you got 'em might as well flaunt 'em!

Posted by samantha | June 12, 2006 10:15 PM

and why in the hell did i use " 'em " so freaking much? i really do apologize.

Posted by samantha | June 12, 2006 10:15 PM

Wow, thanks for the advice. I haven't braved the pool with yet (except for Florida, when Joey was too young to really grab anything)...But, if it's anything like the bathtub....

Posted by haley-o | June 12, 2006 10:41 PM

You know, if they aren't pulling the top down, they're pulling it up. Worse than fending off a high school boyfriend.

Posted by Annie | June 13, 2006 12:24 AM