Today I learned from the internet that a whole lot of you were weird little kids making out on the playground when you were five. Also that I'm not the only one whose first real kiss experience was some loser guy who slipped you the tongue and it was really gross and then he turned out to be gay, possibly in response to your negative reaction to his slimy tongue intruding upon your person. Ok, so the gay part is just me, but the tongue thing happened to a whole lot of you.
I also learned that anyone who can work Grimmace and kugel and assless pants into the same post, well, they're ok in my book.
I'm doing the Blogland Grand Tour this week. If you would like to be one of my stops, leave a comment with your link on this post. Not this post as in the current post, you understand, this post as in the one I just linked to, like this.