Today the internet broke my heart. Alex did it, but she didn't meant to, she thought it would be a good thing.
I hate to even link this, it is that bad.
Oh, fine. Here.
I hate the beard. I'm just not a fan of facial hair on anyone other than young men, and while Clive is a great many exceptional things, he is not a young man. He looks like, I don't know, he should be bringing me an umbrella drink beside some pool somewhere. Which, wait a minute, that would work for me. I mean, as long as he shaved.
I dunno, you guys, I think this might have ruined it for me.
Comments (20)
But the eyes they are still pretty. So very pretty.
Posted by Karen | September 1, 2006 4:27 PM
I'm sure once he knows how important it is to you, he'll shave it right off. I mean, he won't want to go the way of Jude Law, right?
Posted by Julie | September 1, 2006 4:41 PM
Well, can I have him then? I love the beard.
Posted by jen | September 1, 2006 4:46 PM
Ok - that picture is hot. My husband has some "sexy cocktail hour stuble" going on every day and I love it. Very hot. Sorry your heart was broken.
:(
Posted by C | September 1, 2006 4:56 PM
Ok.. it took me about 5 mins to see what you were talking about. I couldn't get past the eyes. Yummy!
Posted by Karen | September 1, 2006 5:04 PM
I don't know, I kind of like it. I think he pulls it off. I must just love him more than you do.
Posted by donna | September 1, 2006 5:21 PM
That was just mean. I won't be able to wipe that image out of my mind. Now I have to go rent Croupier and get the good Clive back. Or else put hot pokers in my eyes.
Posted by Lisa V | September 1, 2006 5:40 PM
That's fine.
He's mine now!!!
AND NO TAKESIE BACKSIES!
Posted by Pamalamadingdong | September 1, 2006 7:03 PM
Oh dear. Oh my. Please accept my heartfelt apologies. Weren't you considering dumping him anyway? Wasn't there someone else lurking in the background?
Posted by Alex | September 1, 2006 7:16 PM
Really? I love the beard. But I am a sucker for a man in a goatee. It's one of the things that attracted me to my husband.
So, for me, Clive Owens just keeps getting better and better. I love a mature-looking man. Other women can keep the boy-toys.
Posted by Robbin | September 1, 2006 7:18 PM
So is it time to find you another Pretend Celebrity Boyfriend?
Posted by Beth in StL | September 1, 2006 8:28 PM
I must disagree. The beard--on him--looks yummy.
Posted by wordgirl | September 1, 2006 9:16 PM
I agree: I don't even want to make out with him now. Well, not MUCH.
Posted by Kristen | September 1, 2006 10:00 PM
Well, as I too recently had my PCB ruined for me, I can empathize.
Posted by Heather | September 2, 2006 7:10 AM
Here's what I'm learning:
So long as you keep giving this tour, I will be forced to read new blogs every day and do nothing else.
This does not bode well for the well-being of my children, nor for the general health of my husband.
too bad for them!
Posted by s@bd | September 2, 2006 8:06 AM
I was never a huge Clive fan to begin with, just didn't see the hotness... but now - MY GOD! That picture. YUM! I think I got scalded.
Posted by MoMMY | September 2, 2006 9:22 AM
Oh, how quickly they turn. I did think he should extend the moustache a wee bit to make twirlable waxed tips giving him a more comeplete Dick Dastardly look. I guess he'd need a black stovepipe tophat and black cape then, too.
Posted by Rick | September 2, 2006 9:51 AM
Clive? Doesn't do much for me - even less with the facial hair. I'm not a big fan of it either - which is funny since my bf has a goatee.
I'd offer you one of my celebrity crushes but I don't share well. Plus, then you'd have to endure my bf wishing the monkey scratch of death on said crushes.
Posted by Traci | September 2, 2006 9:53 AM
hm. while i normally LOVE beards, this one doesn't do it for me.. i think it's too goatee-ish for my liking.
i like the big full scruffy beards haha
Posted by kate | September 2, 2006 11:39 AM
Nothing could ruin Clive for me....Nothing. Somebody stupid made him do it....He'll shave it off. H-h-h-hottttt....
I just rented the movie *Inside Man*. You'll fall in love with him again if you go rent that movie....Awesome movie, too....
Posted by haley-o | September 4, 2006 8:45 PM