Today the internet broke my heart. Alex did it, but she didn't meant to, she thought it would be a good thing.
I hate to even link this, it is that bad.
Oh, fine. Here.
I hate the beard. I'm just not a fan of facial hair on anyone other than young men, and while Clive is a great many exceptional things, he is not a young man. He looks like, I don't know, he should be bringing me an umbrella drink beside some pool somewhere. Which, wait a minute, that would work for me. I mean, as long as he shaved.
I dunno, you guys, I think this might have ruined it for me.