Rick said that you all need "closure," and around here if you ask you usually get, so here we go. The full outfit (lower half anyway) from yesterday for your mocking pleasure and my continued mortification.
First, here's what it was supposed to look like:
Not stellar, but not awful. And actually, I don't quite feel like admitting what I wore out of the house yesterday, so we will do multiple choice. It was either these:
Or these:
Or these:
Click to make them bigger, if you must. Are you all happy now? Also, can you tell I'm trying to hide the fact that I'm knock-kneed? How'd I do?
New topic - I've decided it will be fun (in a crap, I'm such a suburban soccer mom now that it isn't even funny kind of way) to trade Christmas (or other appropriate holiday) cards with you guys. If you are interested, email me your address (beth at sothefishsaid dot com) and I will email you mine (P.O. Box, so no stalkers need apply) and then when the time is right we can send each other little bits of festive holiday cheer in the actual by god U.S. Mail and then we can all drink egg nog in front of the fire until we pass out and vomit in our mother-in-law's ficus. Oh, is that just me? Never mind that last bit.




Comments (47)
Oh yes, my dear, the black pumps are definitely it! LOL!
PS: My Sony Camcorder arrived today. Now it's time to learn to video before Greta gives birth!
Posted by Maribeth | November 29, 2006 2:33 PM
lol I bet it was the last one!! Because the first of the stripy pics is fairly cute, the second is just... wrong. ;)
Posted by Teenuh | November 29, 2006 2:39 PM
Wow. Um, I'm hoping it was the first pair, but really, put the boots on next time! :-)
Oh I *totally* wanna swap holiday cards! See? This is why you are so awesome. I'm emailing you right now (and please don't sell my information, as I know you are prone to do).
Posted by Samantha Jo Campen | November 29, 2006 2:50 PM
I'd like you think you went with choice one, but I'm betting choice three as they look comfy and are just the kind of thing that would be sitting next to the door for quick errands. I live in SoCal, so I wear my flip flops more often than is strictly proper. But I skip the fuzzy socks.
Posted by Annie | November 29, 2006 3:00 PM
THE SECOND ONE! PLEASE LET IT BE THE SECOND ONE!!! But I'm guessing it was the first for real.
Posted by Mrs. M | November 29, 2006 3:01 PM
Dude, I've been doing the Christmas card thing for a couple of years now. It's way totally fun. (Or perhaps I am just dorky beyond my years. Whatever. It's still fun.)
Posted by Dawn | November 29, 2006 3:14 PM
I'm almost willing to bet all my riches that it was the third choice that you wore, but it would have been much MUCH more hilarious if it would have been choice two. Thanks for posting that! And I am emailing you as we speak...you do realize you are going to have to spend a small fortune in postage when this is all said and done right?
Posted by Heather | November 29, 2006 3:22 PM
Choice #1?
If it was me then it definitely would've been choice #3.
Thanks for the laugh!
Posted by Erin | November 29, 2006 3:37 PM
Maybe I'm just used to my wife and her compulsion to wear really warm fuzzy socks (the more colors, strips, or patterns, the better) all year long (for pretty much any occasion, public or not) ... but none of those look that bad (okay, if I must be honest, the strappy-pumps would go better with rainbow socks)
Though the boots do rock, and the last shoe choice looks like the coziest option, I think the first shoe choice has the most style ... though of course, it all depends how the socks coordinated with your top - and how you accessorized ...
And, if requests are being granted ... how about a "Dress Beth for a Day" poll where us groupies get to vote on an outfit (either complete outfit choices, or, if you want to be daring, let us mix and match different pieces) ...
Posted by Eric | November 29, 2006 3:43 PM
I can type duck, I am not a bot. You went out in outfit #3. Those are your favorite shoes and all the pictures in which you are not visiting the relatives and vomiting in their ficus tree you are wearing them. So, definitely #3.
Oh....I love the dress Beth for the day!!!!! Yes yes yes!!!!!!! We must do this!!!!!!
Posted by linda | November 29, 2006 3:55 PM
Your knees are wicked fat.
They must have absorbed the 11 pounds.
I'm JUST kidding! Your knees are lovely.
You left the house in the socks and the shoes in the first picture.
Posted by valerie | November 29, 2006 4:22 PM
Those boots rock. I covet them. #2 would have been hysterical and for sure you would have ended up as a cameraphone pic on someones Fug page. I'm betting it was the third pic too cause those shoes look really comfy.
Posted by Lisa | November 29, 2006 4:47 PM
I am totally on the #2 bandwagon. The heels and the fuzzy socks...OMG girl, you are gonna start a trend! Can you imagine? You would know you were looking at another blogger on the street if she were wearing heels and fuzzy socks...we would call it the "Fish Look". I am so going home to put mine on right now, so I can be first in my neighbourhood to sport the trend!
Posted by Vicky | November 29, 2006 5:25 PM
On behalf of everyone, thanks.
Posted by Rick | November 29, 2006 6:11 PM
I'm hoping it was number one. But, since I see absolutely nothing wrong with number one (is that a bad thing?) I'm betting it was number three.
Posted by Susan | November 29, 2006 6:55 PM
hmmmm you know how it makes me feel when someone with such nice legs (I cannot for the life of me find any of those frikkin boots that will fit my calves - nothing below the knee, ever - EVER, not even at my skinniest - which is not "skinny" but "big-boned-thin") complains of her fat state? it makes me evil. >:-)
EVIIIIIIIIIIIIIL. Yeah that was a compliment (there was one in there i swear). An EVIL one!
Posted by vieux bandit | November 29, 2006 7:21 PM
What is this U.S. Mail that you speak of? Is that some sort of new website?
Posted by angela | November 29, 2006 8:06 PM
Just so you know, you cannot possibly ever surprise me with what you have worn in public. I have taken to wearing boxer shorts and pajama bottoms in public and on occasion, oscar the grouch slippers. I have no shame whatsoever.
Dammit, I forgot to type duck.
Posted by Suz | November 29, 2006 8:10 PM
To quote Linda:
"You went out in outfit #3. Those are your favorite shoes and all the pictures in which you are not visiting the relatives and vomiting in their ficus tree you are wearing them. So, definitely #3."
For future reference, #1 looks completely intentional and stylin', and I think you should wear that outfit in public another day. I am not kidding, which is a nice way to describe what those people who are telling you to wear #2 in public are doing. Kidding. Cruel, cruel kidding.
Also, you have very nice legs and knees. You hid the knock-kneed thing very well. I never would have guessed. Seriously.
Any other questions?
Posted by shelley | November 29, 2006 8:24 PM
I think you went with the shoes in the bottom picture. I mean...if it was me, that's SO what I would do.
Posted by wordgirl | November 29, 2006 8:25 PM
I think its the third one, the first is actually kind of cute, so if it was that one, it's not too bad...
Posted by TC | November 29, 2006 8:51 PM
I'm knock kneed, too...I'll have to try your posing trick. :)
Posted by Allison | November 29, 2006 9:14 PM
Please tell me it wasn't number 2. You can't get much worse than that. Otherwise, the other two choices look about the same to me.
Posted by Sijbrich | November 29, 2006 10:54 PM
I'm betting on 3, because #1 wouldn't be that awful. and #2 is just crazy talk! ;)
Posted by sweethomealagirl | November 29, 2006 10:57 PM
It was so the first pair, wasn't it.
And I don't do Holiday Careds, I do Valentines every year, instead. I'll email ya.
Posted by Alex | November 30, 2006 12:08 AM
This is totally not answering any of your questions, but that's a cute skirt - where'd you get it?
Posted by Melanie | November 30, 2006 1:42 AM
Woo! What a lovely idea. And I have to say, much as I love you, that sock/show combination is quite horrible.
Posted by Heather | November 30, 2006 4:26 AM
Nice socks! They look warm.
Posted by Frank | November 30, 2006 7:55 AM
Put me on your list! You already have my list, and I have yours, so we're all set. (But let me know if you need it again.)
Also, the sock story is just too funny. Thanks for further illustrating it for us.
Posted by Sam | November 30, 2006 8:14 AM
That is a cool idea.
And I'm sure it was #3 also. Your shoe album said they were your most comfy ones, so I'm betting you had them on and didn't even realize it when you left the house.
duck
Posted by ktjrdn | November 30, 2006 8:21 AM
it's most likely number 3, but i wish it were number 2 because hot damn! that would've been a squillion times funnier to imagine!
totally hott, beth, totally....
Posted by averil | November 30, 2006 8:22 AM
You're doing christmas cards this year???? AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by alfredsmom | November 30, 2006 8:42 AM
Ooooh, the second one! The second one!
(That looks like a GREAT skirt, by the way!)
Posted by mamatulip | November 30, 2006 8:43 AM
Love the skirt and boots combo!
Posted by Frema | November 30, 2006 8:58 AM
So, I totally love the idea of sharing cards. I don't know what your email is but you obviously get mine when I post this... hahaha, where there's a will, there's a way!
And I'm thinking it was picture #1. They are slip-ons and when you are in a hurry, you slip-on... right?
I am totally digging the socks. Those are HAWT!!!
And since I know you, cuz, after reading here so long, I really must know you by now...
I have the one must have the you will want to add to your Christmas list this year.
http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&sku=109387
VIBRATING SLIPPERS!!!
Cuz seriously, who doesn't need vibrating slippers! The possibilities, they are endless. I'll take 3 please!
Posted by K | November 30, 2006 9:37 AM
How festive! Christmas cards! What a fun idea.
Very cute skirt too, not crazy about the sock combos. But you always look good, even in rockin'socks. :D
or the smokin' ass in torn jeans.
Posted by crookedeyebrow | November 30, 2006 9:38 AM
OOOH CUTE BOOTS!!!
I hope you wore the shoes in the second picture.
Posted by jessica | November 30, 2006 9:39 AM
i'm hoping it was #1, but if i saw you (or someone else) wearing something similar to #2, i would have to laugh and point because i'm a bitch like that. (and #1 was totally cute!)
Posted by nikki | November 30, 2006 9:53 AM
Just get one of these. And be proud. So, so proud.
http://www.milkshakecrafts.com/index.php?main_page=index&cPath=30.
Posted by kara marie | November 30, 2006 9:59 AM
Definitely #3. Those shoes looks so comfortable and you were in a hurry so you just threw on the most accessible shoes you could find. Since they are your favorite they might have been sitting in the last place you took them off, by the door. So, on your way out the door you put them on.
I really really love those socks! Socks are awesome!
Posted by steff | November 30, 2006 10:20 AM
based solely on the hideousness, I'm picking option three.
Posted by Adam | November 30, 2006 10:22 AM
k - the boots - thie jean skirt and black boots...makes you look an swful lot like me. so...stellar, damnit.
i don't even want to venture a guess...since i hope it wasn't any of those 3. but the best of the bunch - albeit 1983 (if you scrunched 'em down a little) - is #1.
but...i still love you Beth. we all suffer from mommy brain from time to time. and you get extra points for actually posting the photos!
Posted by ali | November 30, 2006 10:45 AM
The second picture looks exactly like an outfit my daughter has worn--to church! (I say pick your battles.)
Posted by Jennifer Bond | November 30, 2006 10:49 AM
Option 3.
PS: Egg nog. Yes! ANOTHER reason to love the holiday season.
Posted by Jonathon | November 30, 2006 1:20 PM
love you.
hate cards.
Posted by s@bd | November 30, 2006 2:22 PM
oooh. i'm doing a christmas card exchange on my blog too. so I'm in. but i think you already have my address and i have your's (PO Box).
so no email necessary :P
and also, i hope to god it was #1 of those non-boot choices...
Posted by suze | November 30, 2006 4:14 PM
Oh my...I am super slow on the uptake! I've been reading you on Playgroup Dropout for awhile, but never knew about this blog!
I've been "catching up" and reading the last 2 months worth of posts and peeing my pants. You kill me!!
I love the Christmas card idea...put me on your list!
Posted by Carrie | November 30, 2006 11:09 PM