Did you know that today is International Be Rude to Beth Day? Ok, so technically today is nearly over, but it was such a good time I'm thinking we should extend it. Also, I didn't want you lovely people to miss out, so go ahead. Be rude! Surly! Suspicious and accusatory! Question my motives! Call me a stupid evil whore! Knock yourselves out, everyone else has.
You know, if I didn't have the cutest damned kid in the world, this would have been a very bad day.
Oh, something longer than four sentences tomorrow, I promise. Maybe.