I'm losing hair by the truckload. Actually, it may just be that it is so damned long it looks like a lot more than it is, but the fact remains that there are tumbleweeds of my hair all over this house, which has the double benefit of being disgusting and distressing.
Also, there are fucking termite swarmers in my fucking house a-fucking-gain despite the loads of money I have paid to make them go away and the fucking termite guys swearing that they cannot find a single termite anywhere in, around or near my house. I think the new deal is that they get to eat every bug I find in my house, that should motivate them to solve this fucking problem once and for fucking all.
Also I've noticed that I sweat considerably more with the right side of my body than the left side of my body, which probably means I have either a tumor or a rare tropical disease and also now you all want me so much you can hardly stand it, so I have to deal with that too.
You can see I have a lot on my mind. I also have a new Mia video here and it plays Van Halen because it was either that or the Pointer Sisters and we own the Van Halen. (We totally own the Pointer Sisters too, I just didn't want to admit it.)
I'll try to be having fewer personal problems tomorrow, but no guarantees.