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Dejected

We ran into the Hotty Pediatrician at lunch today.

His wife is totally cute. He's never going to leave her for me.

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Was the akward, to meet your secret affairs spouse?

Oh, and your hot, so maybe there is hope.

You're right, you're right, I know you're right.

I'll tell you something someone told me which I think is very good advice - No matter how cute they are, no matter how nice or perfect they seem, somebody somewhere is sick of their shit.

Never surrender to the death of a dream (even if it is a fantasy about leaving your husband for someone else's husband, hypothetically and not for reals). He still wants you deep down inside. Don't act like you don't know it ;-)

She might leave him for me ... or I can arrange an "accident". I know people.

~Jef

nice call, jodi- you stole my clever comment. =)

Perfection can be annoying!!!!!

You may be disappointed, but I'm sure Chris breathed a sigh of relief.

I think the point you're missing is that he doesn't have to leave her to have a hot torrid fling with you. I mean you wouldn't want to leave Chris anyway so that's the ideal situation.

It's like meeting the man of your dreams,
And then meeting his beautiful wife
Isn't it ironic, don't ya think?
A little too ironic...
Ok, I'll stop. :P Bet you're hotter anyway, he just doesn't want to take on Chris, cuz he knows Chris could kick his butt ;-)

Oh, you don't want to be the woman he left his wife for anyway. Only 10% of those relationships last. What you want is for him to come looking for you AFTER they split up. MUCH better odds of relationship success AND no one gets to call you a homewrecker (well, unless you ditch your hubby for him)! So, turn that frown upside down...there's still hope!

Total bummer.

Well, who says she isn't a bitch. I mean, you never know...

Hello Hotty McBankTeller!!!!! Many fish not enough time........

Well... If ya swing that way, the more the merrier! haha

*leaves quickly*

That depends. Did Chris find her hot?

Oh, I'm so sorry for you!

But!

Maybe that's his Starter Wife, and he's ready for a Trophy Wife? In that case you better get in your application missy!

I imagine that the hottie pediatrician is thinking the same thing after seeing you with Chris:)

Beth, once again I must shake you to your senses.

She's his FAKE WIFE.

He wants you to be jealous, so he followed you around, knowing you would meet. He asked her to play along. He's playing hard to get, he wants your reaction. Plus he's totally jealous of Chris and the FAKE WIFE is just him telling you that.

Man. I hate it when those dreams get shattered.

HAha! i was totally going to comment and say "you're right. i know you're right. he's never going to leave her." but kelly totally beat me to the punch!

Ah Poop. She couldn't have looked THAT great could she?

You are SOOOO hotter than she is. Don't give up hope.

Oh man, and I was totally pulling for you. Bummer! See? If you had tried the cookies I suggested, maybe you would have gotten somewhere with this. (kidding, lest you think I am a total nutcase!)

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