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We ran into the Hotty Pediatrician at lunch today.
His wife is totally cute. He's never going to leave her for me.
Posted on April 14, 2007 3:49 PM
Was the akward, to meet your secret affairs spouse?
Oh, and your hot, so maybe there is hope.
jodi | April 14, 2007 4:04 PM
You're right, you're right, I know you're right.
Kelly | April 14, 2007 4:30 PM
I'll tell you something someone told me which I think is very good advice - No matter how cute they are, no matter how nice or perfect they seem, somebody somewhere is sick of their shit.
Never surrender to the death of a dream (even if it is a fantasy about leaving your husband for someone else's husband, hypothetically and not for reals). He still wants you deep down inside. Don't act like you don't know it ;-)
Em | April 14, 2007 4:41 PM
She might leave him for me ... or I can arrange an "accident". I know people.
Edge | April 14, 2007 5:15 PM
nice call, jodi- you stole my clever comment. =)
pseudostoops | April 14, 2007 5:37 PM
Perfection can be annoying!!!!!
FENICLE | April 14, 2007 8:55 PM
You may be disappointed, but I'm sure Chris breathed a sigh of relief.
angela | April 14, 2007 10:12 PM
I think the point you're missing is that he doesn't have to leave her to have a hot torrid fling with you. I mean you wouldn't want to leave Chris anyway so that's the ideal situation.
Cassandra | April 14, 2007 11:18 PM
It's like meeting the man of your dreams,
And then meeting his beautiful wife
Isn't it ironic, don't ya think?
A little too ironic...
Ok, I'll stop. :P Bet you're hotter anyway, he just doesn't want to take on Chris, cuz he knows Chris could kick his butt ;-)
Heather | April 15, 2007 12:11 AM
Oh, you don't want to be the woman he left his wife for anyway. Only 10% of those relationships last. What you want is for him to come looking for you AFTER they split up. MUCH better odds of relationship success AND no one gets to call you a homewrecker (well, unless you ditch your hubby for him)! So, turn that frown upside down...there's still hope!
Jaycie | April 15, 2007 12:38 AM
Frank | April 15, 2007 8:26 AM
Well, who says she isn't a bitch. I mean, you never know...
Maribeth | April 15, 2007 10:01 AM
Hello Hotty McBankTeller!!!!! Many fish not enough time........
Wicked H | April 15, 2007 10:08 AM
Well... If ya swing that way, the more the merrier! haha
Suz | April 15, 2007 1:18 PM
That depends. Did Chris find her hot?
Brad | April 15, 2007 3:51 PM
Oh, I'm so sorry for you!
Maybe that's his Starter Wife, and he's ready for a Trophy Wife? In that case you better get in your application missy!
samantha jo campen | April 15, 2007 8:04 PM
I imagine that the hottie pediatrician is thinking the same thing after seeing you with Chris:)
Heather | April 16, 2007 8:38 AM
Beth, once again I must shake you to your senses.
She's his FAKE WIFE.
He wants you to be jealous, so he followed you around, knowing you would meet. He asked her to play along. He's playing hard to get, he wants your reaction. Plus he's totally jealous of Chris and the FAKE WIFE is just him telling you that.
jessica | April 16, 2007 10:21 AM
Man. I hate it when those dreams get shattered.
Robbin | April 16, 2007 11:22 AM
HAha! i was totally going to comment and say "you're right. i know you're right. he's never going to leave her." but kelly totally beat me to the punch!
kat | April 16, 2007 12:51 PM
Ah Poop. She couldn't have looked THAT great could she?
Sabrina | April 16, 2007 2:46 PM
You are SOOOO hotter than she is. Don't give up hope.
Haley-O | April 16, 2007 8:23 PM
Oh man, and I was totally pulling for you. Bummer! See? If you had tried the cookies I suggested, maybe you would have gotten somewhere with this. (kidding, lest you think I am a total nutcase!)
tori | April 18, 2007 5:54 PM
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