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Today, Mia learned that balloons tend to pop if you bite them and that it is not generally considered polite to reveal (and play with) your nipples at the dinner table. (I was perfectly willing to allow her to do so herself, but far less willing to join in.)

All in all, I think that made it a day well spent.

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What? The nipple thing is a no-go?

So, no nipple biting at the dinner table either then?

We just learned that balloons pop if we sit on them. We also learned how loud Mommy screams when the balloon gets near our mouth.

You are such a square!

We went to a birthday party once with this clown who was paranoid that a child was going to bite a balloon, inhale it and die. Therefore, she'd go around screaming, "NO!" every time she saw a little one with a balloon anywhere near their mouth. I think my children are all set for the fear of clowns cliche.

We went to a birthday party once with this clown who was paranoid that a child was going to bite a balloon, inhale it and die. Therefore, she'd go around screaming, "NO!" every time she saw a little one with a balloon anywhere near their mouth. I think my children are all set for the fear of clowns cliche.

Love the mental image of the two of you.

Just noticed the SCHIP banner on your sidebar.

From what I've heard, the threat isn't from Congress, it's from a veto. Bush is behaving like Marie Antoinette.

God, Beth, you're such a prude. Nipples are there for the playing. With.

You probably don't even let her watch porn either.

Is the nipple playing only allowed at the kiddie table then? :-)

You know, if it was just the three of you (and maybe if you could send Mia to bed in a hurry :P) then I'm sure Chris wouldn't have minded all that much ;-)

[nodding head]... good lessons.

We've been learning the..."it's only appropriate to put your hand there when you're alone, in private -- not at the pool, or a friend's house, or the park."

Good lessons.

Two very important lessons to check off the list.

The monkey learned that her play tea-kettle top makes a great hat for a cat....

AHA! THAT is why people stare at me in restaurants!

LOL - at least she's not masturbating...

First time here and you had me laughing so hard at work!! Cant wait to read more!

First time here and you had me laughing so hard at work!! Cant wait to read more!

you've been tagged.

Because you hate memes and you have nothing better to do (who needs to move when there are memes to be followed??) I've tagged you (because you always have infinitely witty, delightful, snarky things to share with us) with 8 random things (check my blog for the details)
xo, C

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