WHEREAS Mia always poops at Sarah's house, always, never fails; and
WHEREAS Sarah is potty training the Goon Squad; and
WHEREAS after watching Claudia do it yesterday, Mia spent five minutes sitting on the potty making at the very least an extremely good show of trying to poop; and
WHEREAS we are moving on Saturday, which I believe I may have mentioned before, but surely no more than once;
NOW THEREFORE I've decided to leave Mia with Sarah for a week, since they have better toys than we do, Mia is far more pleasant to Sarah than she is to me, and I am certain to get her back fully potty trained.
I? Am brilliant.