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Latest entry to the List of Things I Never Thought I Would Say to Another Human Being:
Sweetheart, please don't put the toothbrush in your bottom.
Posted on September 5, 2007 8:39 AM
OK, so you totally owe me (or my company) a new keyboard b/c I just spit coffee into mine laughing at today's entry... I hope you were talking to Mia and not Chris...
Stephanie | September 5, 2007 8:44 AM
and this is why you are my first blog reading every morning!
I second the hope that it was Mia you were talking to...?
Diane | September 5, 2007 9:02 AM
Oh, that list just gets longer and longer! I personally particularly enjoyed "Stop peeing on your brother!" and "DON'T lick your brother's sock!" Oh and "I don't think the cat would like that" which only really makes sense when you know it was addressed to a 2 year old holding a pencil and looking speculatively at the rear end of said cat.....
Lynda | September 5, 2007 9:12 AM
You have to clean the pooper one way or another, and she's probably too young for an enema. So maybe, y'know, a toothbrush could work.
Stop holding your daughter back! Unless you were talking to Chris, in which case, stop nagging!
You can call me, 'Sir' | September 5, 2007 9:26 AM
My favorite to date is, "Don't stick your finger in the doggie."
(Fortunately, we have extraordinarily patient and forgiving doggies.)
Cobwebs | September 5, 2007 9:38 AM
S | September 5, 2007 9:57 AM
Totally laughing at the comments as well as your post - 'I hope you were talking to Mia and not Chris.' He heee!
My fav is "please do not lick the dogs. They like to lick but it is yucky to lick them back."
I love being a parent! It is SO full of fun and humor!
Christina | September 5, 2007 10:05 AM
Please, please, please tell me she now has a new toothbrush.
patois | September 5, 2007 10:06 AM
Oh that is too funny!!!
Maribeth | September 5, 2007 10:36 AM
Aren't kids wonderful?... unless, you know, Chris... yeah. Well...
sue | September 5, 2007 11:18 AM
Having toddlers means saying sentences that you really never thought you'd ever say. My favourite so far? "Lauren, don't lick the TV!"
Christine Boyko | September 5, 2007 11:57 AM
OH.MY.GOODNESS!!! That is fabulous! Tell Chris to use the electric one next time!
zanie | September 5, 2007 12:00 PM
ROFL! Because I came here directly from Chris's wonderfully calm post about the center of his universe and his being content and of course, I immediately jumped to the conclusion that you are talking about him, too. I guess there is SOME history here, yes?
I mean, we've all read of his fun and youthful antics before...
Keri | September 5, 2007 12:08 PM
Well, they say kids learn by example. So what are you two doing over there in that new house, huh?!?!?
samantha jo campen | September 5, 2007 1:37 PM
You are the SECOND blogger (in a row, mind you) to make me choke on coffee after typing something your child wrote!
Sarah | September 5, 2007 1:58 PM
Hysterical. The comments are funny too.
Maria | September 5, 2007 3:35 PM
I will be smiling about this all night.
Susan | September 5, 2007 5:16 PM
All around awesome.
aimee/greeblemonkey | September 5, 2007 11:02 PM
Well this all reminds me why I have six kids that are never allowed in my bathroom.
hayley | September 6, 2007 4:41 AM
Or clean the toilet with it. Or the lid of the garbage bin.
Yes. I've had to ask my toddler not to clean these things with his toothbrush.
We go through a lot of toothbrushes around here.
ewe_are_here | September 6, 2007 11:24 AM
Too frickin' adorable!
liz | September 7, 2007 12:26 AM
But now are you worried that she's done it before??!! Because I am!
Isabel | September 10, 2007 6:51 PM
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