so the fish said

Dear Fetus,

Kid - we have another 16 weeks or so of cohabitation left, now is not the time to start getting all up in my ribs.

Love,
Mama

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Comments (14)

Dear Mama,

You are not the boss of me.

Kisses!
The Fetus

Posted by Shelly | October 23, 2007 9:56 PM

Dear Mama,
I am burrowing closer to your heart. ...How's that for some quality b.s.?
Love, Fetus

Posted by Swistle | October 23, 2007 10:27 PM

The fetus really wants you to appreciate how much better it is when he moves down to squash your bladder in a few weeks.

Posted by anna | October 23, 2007 10:42 PM

dear mama,

some dudes on here say you have a smokin' butt, so i say you have a smokin' butt. does that buy me some ribbin' time?

love, fetus.

Posted by RzDrms | October 23, 2007 10:42 PM

Awh come on, he's just stretching. ;)

Posted by Phoenix | October 23, 2007 11:40 PM

I remember at the end when I was really huge (I got the "How many babies are in there?" thing ALL the time)he would push up on my ribs and lungs so bad that I couldn't breathe at all, and I have asthma too. I would be huffing and puffing all the time. I feel your pain!

Posted by Eric's Mommy | October 24, 2007 7:51 AM

Give it up. I tried. Mine decided that's where it was coziest. And he still continues to be stubborn.

Posted by statia | October 24, 2007 8:27 AM

Did you ever consider the possibility that the fetus is growing at an alarming rate? LOL, kidding!!!

Posted by Dee | October 24, 2007 8:55 AM

But mooommmm, it's not my fault. Mia made me do it.
As a younger sibling, it's never our fault....

Posted by diane | October 24, 2007 9:08 AM

Love your love letter to the baby. Love the replies from your readers.

Posted by patois | October 24, 2007 9:17 AM

Yeah...good luck with that.

Posted by sue | October 24, 2007 10:18 AM

I remember this as if it were yesterday and I feel for you.