Inappropriate things to say to your toddler while helping her zip her footie pajamas:
"Here honey, let me get it up for you. I'll be your fluffer."
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So the Fish Said...
Whoever you are, now I place my hand upon you, that you be my poem, I whisper with my lips close to your ear.
- Walt Whitman
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I want to get a pet duck and keep it in the bathtub.
I am addicted to chap stick and altoids. I am freakishly flexible.
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Comments (13)
HA HA that's great!
Posted by Eric's Mommy | November 5, 2007 7:59 AM
I love you, I do..anyone that says that on a Monday morning is my hero!
Posted by diane | November 5, 2007 9:08 AM
Hee! Well, at least she didn't ask what a fluffer is.
Posted by Fraulein N | November 5, 2007 9:11 AM
She doesn't have access to urban dictionary, right?
Posted by patois | November 5, 2007 9:17 AM
bwah ha ha ha
Posted by Colleen | November 5, 2007 9:30 AM
Speaking of fluffers, my friend was a canned line to use when quitting a job (which she's still waiting to use)
"I'd rather be a fluffer on a porn set than work here one more day"
Posted by Type (little) a | November 5, 2007 9:36 AM
*sigh*
Comedy is wasted on the young and innocent.
Posted by You can call me, 'Sir' | November 5, 2007 9:44 AM
Funny!
Posted by Maria | November 5, 2007 10:32 AM
Time for you to get out and have an adult 3-martini lunch, where you can get out all your dirty jokes so you're not wasting them on a 2 year old ;)
Posted by Heather | November 5, 2007 11:52 AM
PLEASE tell me that's going in her baby book.
Posted by samantha jo campen | November 5, 2007 1:03 PM
Being a selfless mom is just so all-encompassing, isn't it?
Posted by Shelly | November 5, 2007 2:04 PM
Seriously, I want to parent like you. Not an ounce of sarcasm.
Posted by Jennie | November 5, 2007 10:52 PM
I just learned that word three days ago. So glad I can now be in on the joke ;)
Posted by shokufeh | November 5, 2007 11:47 PM