Mia is into Christmas carols these days - mainly "Jingle Bells," but sometimes she demands that I branch out. The other night I searched my vast repertoire of partial carols for one to which I knew something more than the chorus and then launched into a rousing rendition of "O Come, All Ye Faithful." As I worked my way toward the chorus, however, I realized it was a bit more than I had bargained for. Which is how I ended up singing "Oh come let us adore him, oh come let us adore him, oh come let us adore him, Santa Claus."
Hey, come for the bitching, stay for the blasphemy, you know?




Comments (29)
LMFAO! I love the smell of blasphemy in the morning! (oh wait... it's night time)
Posted by coolchick | November 28, 2007 10:04 PM
oh but I DO adore him - santa claus. he is one of my favorite people.
Posted by jodiferous | November 28, 2007 10:24 PM
LOL...hey man, whatever works. Whatever!
Posted by Kellyology | November 28, 2007 10:50 PM
I have no idea how that song goes. The version I was taught goes, "Oh, come let us adore him, we quit our day jobs for him! Oh, come let us adore him; Garcia's the Lord!"
Posted by Mr Lady | November 29, 2007 1:08 AM
Hey, a study released yesterday showed that more than 11% of the Dutch population think that Santa is a biblical figure....
Posted by FreezeM | November 29, 2007 1:34 AM
Haha, I can't wait til Mia's old enough to learn the original version and tries to make sense of your interpretation ;-)
Although, I think that eve if you don't celebrate Christmas as a Christian, it's still valuable to know the roots of it and why it was originally celebrated. But Mia's just a bit too wee to understand that! :P
Posted by Heather | November 29, 2007 1:38 AM
LOL! I think I'll steal that. (Do you think it will work for Silent Night...hahahaha!)
Posted by Nanette | November 29, 2007 4:08 AM
Fantastic, your version is much better.
Posted by Katherine | November 29, 2007 4:33 AM
And THAT is why I sing O Come All Ye Faithful in Latin (Italian Catholic... learned it as a kid in church)
Posted by SciFi Dad | November 29, 2007 7:41 AM
Well, I suppose Santa is sort of a biblical person... he was actually a Saint (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas) and most Europeans celebrate Saint Nicholas Day. Wow, you so did not need that information, did you?
Whatever, I like your version better as well!
Posted by Christina | November 29, 2007 9:04 AM
You changed my repitore forever.
Amen.
Posted by Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | November 29, 2007 9:34 AM
Yes, it is fun to celebrate Christmas as a secular holiday.
Posted by ckirby50 | November 29, 2007 9:35 AM
I think I just read your blog for the last time.
Posted by janice | November 29, 2007 10:12 AM
You and Mia should release a CD un-Christianizing all the traditional Christmas songs. I think it'd be a big hit.
Posted by Stephanie | November 29, 2007 10:13 AM
And this is why we have a Santa Hat as our tree-top instead of a star. We do adore Santa :)
Posted by ktjrdn | November 29, 2007 10:19 AM
If it makes you feel any better, years ago I turned "O Holy Night" into "O Holy Crap" and usually sing it all year long.
Posted by donna | November 29, 2007 10:38 AM
And I thought you guys were the best parents ever! Pretty sad.
Posted by Melissa | November 29, 2007 11:25 AM
They are the best parents ever; they're not saddling their kid with fairy tales.
(The song is very pretty in Latin, though.)
Posted by Cobwebs | November 29, 2007 11:30 AM
Fantastic! May I use it?
My mother used to sing the Our Father to me when I was a kid and I still think the tune is pretty. So, instead, I sing "Your Father, who's in the next room, John be his name" and improvise from there.
(And GODDAM, do people take this shit seriously!)
Posted by heels | November 29, 2007 11:55 AM
Wow, some people really can't handle the whole "America is made up of people with many different religious views" thing, huh?
Kudos to you for doing what you think is best, even if it's harder.
Admittedly, I don't want G adoring Santa Claus anymore than he does. Apparently, he's gonna bring him parents that don't time-out. HA!
Posted by Alicia | November 29, 2007 12:06 PM
I like your version!
Posted by Eric's Mommy | November 29, 2007 1:06 PM
"They are the best parents ever; they're not saddling their kid with fairy tales." Sooo Jesis is a fairy tale whereas Santa, he's a bona fide real-life actual guy,hmmm? Can anyone say IRONY?
Posted by daisy | November 29, 2007 4:09 PM
jesus, sorry. next i'll be typing satan instead of santa.
Posted by daisy | November 29, 2007 4:12 PM
I'm all for Jesus, but you know, she's your kid and it's your blog. You can sing it however you want.
You know, po-tay-to, po-tah-to and all :)
Posted by sweethomealagirl | November 29, 2007 5:07 PM
"Sooo Jesis is a fairy tale whereas Santa, he's a bona fide real-life actual guy,hmmm? Can anyone say IRONY?"
The crucial difference is that kids are expected to outgrow the Santa Claus myth. You don't see presidential candidates being asked how their belief in Santa will affect their decisions in office.
Posted by Cobwebs | November 29, 2007 9:17 PM
which is a real shame, maybe that's exactly the question presidential candidates SHOULD be asked, don't you think?
Posted by daisy | November 30, 2007 2:35 PM
I'm dying to hear your version of "away in a manger."
Posted by Erica | November 30, 2007 4:37 PM
I've hesitated to weigh in here -- what you meant to be a light-hearted post has already taken on a whole new meaning, and I don't want to stir up more controversy when everybody's already moved on.
I have to admit, though, that this post bothered me a little. You should raise your daughter as you see fit. Holidays, traditions, faith -- those are all completely within your province.
But I was under the impression that one of your goals was to teach her tolerance for holidays, traditions, and faiths that are not the same as yours. I know you're relating a moment that caught you off-guard, so I'm sure your intent was not to mock what I consider sacred.
Still, that's how it felt. For the record.
Posted by julie | December 2, 2007 11:17 PM
She's not teaching her tolerance or intolerance. She's simply not teaching her about any faith yet. It makes perfect sense to me, no two year old would understand what they're expected to believe if you randomly introduced Christianity through a song
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I had no idea people had such strong feelings about carols. First time I've heard them referred to as sacred. I still remember singing " We three kings of Orient are... smoking on a big, fat cigar" when I was still a good little Catholic schoolgirl...
Posted by Alicia | December 2, 2007 11:56 PM